Who'd A Thought It

Hotels
7.9 (305 reviews)
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham , gb

Free

Facilities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Friendly staff
Good food
Cons:
Poor room condition
Late breakfast service

Categories

Cleanliness
6.24
Several mentions of poor room conditions and dirty bathroom sinks.
Service
8.71
Staff noted as friendly and accommodating across multiple reviews.
Location
8.15
Location appreciated, although some mentions of being off the beaten track.
Room Quality
7.2
Complaints about room condition, including size and furnishings.
Amenities
8.23
Amenities generally appreciated but notes of missing champagne service.
Value for Money
7.19
Expectations of value not met based on accommodation quality.
Food and Beverage
8.74
Food quality positively highlighted across multiple reviews.
Overall Experience
8.71
Overall positive experiences shared despite some issues.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-20 11:27

Property Description

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Important information:

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.
A deposit may be required at the property.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:30 AM
Airport code: LCY

Property Policies

  • Internet

    WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

  • Children and extra bed policy

    Children are not allowed.
    You haven't added any cots.
    You haven't added any extra beds.

  • Pets

    Pets are not allowed.

  • Parking

    Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is needed).

Location

Guest Reviews

7.9
Based on 305 reviews
Cleanliness: 6.24
Service: 8.71
Location: 8.15
Room Quality: 7.2
Amenities: 8.23
Value for Money: 7.19
Food and Beverage: 8.74
Overall Experience: 8.71
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Michaela couple gb
10
2026-07-09 via Nuitee
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Lyall couple gb
6
Underwhelming and disappointing
Pros:

Lovely location and friendly approachable staff. Food was lovely and service was excellent.

Cons:

Room had a very damp musty smell. Decor was in need of refreshment and was very dusty. The carpet had faded stains, sofa had old staining and windows were difficult to open. Bar area was in need of refreshing and upgrading. Potential to be a fantastic place with some TLC to rooms and bar area. Sky TV in room did not work as promised.

2026-07-09 via Nuitee
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Stuart couple gb
10
The ladies who attended to us were absolutely fantastic and were friendly with nothing an issue for them! Very high stan
Pros:

Beautiful setting

2026-07-05 via Nuitee
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Jamie Rose couple gb
10
2026-07-04 via Nuitee
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Tomas couple gb
7
Well that was a nice stay but value for money let’s say I payed £345 for a night with room which wasn’t cleaned properly
Pros:

The place looks fabulous, fantastic area to stay

Cons:

The property need a major maintenance

2026-07-03 via Nuitee
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Lewis solo_traveller gb
10
2026-07-01 via Nuitee
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Susan solo_traveller gb
2
Won’t be going back
Pros:

The web site really sold it to me!

Cons:

The room was grubby, bed bugs and rude staff

2026-06-30 via Nuitee
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R. P. Inderbitzin extended_group ch
6
Spezielle Einrichtung. Wirkt vielleicht etwas frivol auf den prüden Durchschnittsbürger.
Pros:

Genug Trinkwasser und gratis Snacks im Kühlschrank. Gut gelegenes Bungalow im Anwesen und sehr ruhig. Parkplatz vor der Türe.

Cons:

Die Kühlung im Raum war unzureichend bei der Hitze (+34°). Beide Ventilatoren mussten permanent laufen.

2026-06-30 via Nuitee
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Martin Hazelton couple gb
9
Short break for wedding anniversary
Pros:

Nice peaceful location and room was comfortable and had plenty of space.
Facilities in room were good.
Staff were pleasant and really polite , owners were also visible and talked to guests
Good food and atmosphere at the pub was good as you also get locals who where friendly.

2026-06-29 via Nuitee
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Jamie couple gb
8
2026-06-27 via Nuitee
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Wayne solo_traveller gb
5
2026-06-25 via Nuitee
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Sylvia solo_traveller de
5
I slept well, but would not recommend the hotel for people like myself heading for Europe.
Pros:

It was difficult to find the hotel and although I knew the room would not be large - and I am very slim - it was incredibly tiny and one couldn't move around with ease. Thank goodness it was only a one night stay!

Cons:

I hadn't realised that breakfast would not be served until 9.30 the next morning, a Sunday. I was offered a packed breakfast, but they didn't even have any fresh fruit which was surprising and very disappointing.

2026-06-01 via Nuitee
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Carole solo_traveller gb
10
Pros:

Food was fantastic.

2026-06-01 via Nuitee
M
Miroslav solo_traveller cz
10
2026-05-31 via Nuitee
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Odette solo_traveller gb
10
2026-05-30 via Nuitee
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Phipps solo_traveller gb
2
I didnt think it was all great
Pros:

The location was the only decent part to be honest..

Cons:

The rude staff
Found annual beads under the chair
The bath/hotub didnt even have enough pressure to fill up!
We got free complimentary cocktails for the issues and the strawberry daiquiri was curdled!
Ordered a medium rare stake and it came still alive basically on my plate I couldn't even eat it!
A dead bee in the bed

2026-05-29 via Nuitee
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Dean solo_traveller gb
10
Pros:

Everything

2026-05-20 via Nuitee
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Tony couple gb
9
Very nice
Pros:

A few cobwebs behind cupboards and under bed but really not that bad overall the room was clean

2026-05-18 via Nuitee
M
M solo_traveller gb
10
Pros:

Great decor. Polite and helpful staff. Lovely room.

Cons:

Sky didn't work. No signal.

2026-05-16 via Nuitee
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Speed couple gb
6
Okay for a stopover
Pros:

Clean and spacious grounds

Cons:

Room was so small

2026-05-12 via Nuitee