The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

Hotels
9.3 (331 reviews)
23 Argyll Road , Bournemouth , GB

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Free
Children allowed

Facilities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Great staff
Delicious breakfast
Cons:
Limited parking
No tea/coffee facilities in room

Categories

Cleanliness
9.38
Guests noted that the hotel was spotlessly clean and tidy, far cleaner than others in the price range.
Service
9.85
Staff received high praise for being friendly, helpful, and accommodating.
Location
9.39
Great location noted for proximity to entertainment venues and main attractions.
Room Quality
8.84
Rooms were described as big, comfy, and beautifully decorated, though some mentioned issues with temperature.
Amenities
8.37
Limited amenities such as no tea and coffee in rooms and some concerns about parking.
Value for Money
9.33
Guests felt they received exceptional value for the high quality provided.
Food and Beverage
9.88
Food quality received consistent praise, particularly the breakfast which was described as amazing.
Overall Experience
9.35
Overall positive reviews indicated a highly satisfactory experience, with many guests expressing a desire to return.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-30 19:10

Property Description

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Important information:

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.
A deposit may be required at the property.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 10:30 AM

Location

Guest Reviews

9.3
Based on 331 reviews
Cleanliness: 9.38
Service: 9.85
Location: 9.39
Room Quality: 8.84
Amenities: 8.37
Value for Money: 9.33
Food and Beverage: 9.88
Overall Experience: 9.35
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Chloe Job • solo_traveller • gb
10
Pros:

Nicest staff, super friendly and helpful. I love the design and vibe of the whole place. Our room was amazing, one of the best beds ive slept on. I will definitely be returning.

Cons:

Nothing, just wish we stayed for more than one night.

2026-09-19 • via Nuitee
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Gordon • solo_traveller • gb
7
2026-09-16 • via Nuitee
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Curtis • couple • gb
10
Pros:

Incredible superior king suit, beautiful vibes and atmosphere, the staff were perfectly talkative and helpful.

Cons:

Everything was excellent, but we did get a little noice through the wall opposite the room door

2026-09-15 • via Nuitee
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Eddie • couple • gb
8
Fantastic for what we needed and would definitely go again
Pros:

Location is great . Venue has a really great vibe to it and the staff are amazing . Room was spacious clean and comfortable.

Cons:

Breakfast was good but a bit unusual . You get to choose 1 item off menu and get 1 hot drink. Quality of food is good and the coffee is fantastic and of high quality but really should get more than 1 coffee at breakfast

2026-09-14 • via Nuitee
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FrenchMarianne • family_with_children • fr
9
Super séjour, la chambre familiale est très spacieuse et très bien équipée.
Cons:

Le bruit (musique et conversations tard dans la nuit) juste sous nos fenêtres (chambre familiale), venant du jardinet de l'appartement du rez-de chaussé sur Argyll road.

2026-09-11 • via Nuitee
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Thomas • solo_traveller • ie
10
Pros:

Funky rooms

Cons:

Cadd paymeny only.

2026-09-10 • via Nuitee
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Gary • solo_traveller • gb
10
Weekend away
Pros:

Friendly staff very welcome great location great food well equipment rooms.

2026-09-08 • via Nuitee
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Jasmine • couple • gb
8
Lovely great food and nights sleep
Pros:

Good location to beach
Lovely staff
Great food and coffee
Comfy bed

Cons:

Air con was hard to use

2026-09-07 • via Nuitee
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Herwinder • couple • gb
8
2026-09-04 • via Nuitee
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Linda • couple • gb
10
Cool trendy place to stay with lovely bar area and good food choices, great for us on our travelling day.
Pros:

Lovely friendly helpful staff. Excellent breakfast each morning and we also had one dinner which was also excellent.

Cons:

There is not one thing I didn’t like about the property

2026-09-03 • via Nuitee
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Daniel • couple • us
8
2026-09-02 • via Nuitee
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Sabine • couple • de
7
Für eine Nacht in Ordnung
Pros:

Schönes Zimmer für eine Nacht

2026-08-30 • via Nuitee
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Sam • couple • gb
9
Funky seaside getaway
Pros:

Loved the vibe and the decor
Food was great and reasonably priced

Cons:

My only criticism is that there isn’t a mini fridge in the room (4) there’s plenty of space for one and it would be handy for keeping drinks and medication cold during the hot weather.
Also there is no chair in the room, the only place to sit is the bed

2026-08-29 • via Nuitee
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Vadeikyte • couple • gb
10
2026-08-23 • via Nuitee
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ANA • solo_traveller • gb
10
2026-08-23 • via Nuitee
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GILLES • solo_traveller • fr
10
Pros:

L'ambiance du lieu, l'équipement dans les chambres très spacieuses et bien décorées.

2026-08-22 • via Nuitee
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talsha • solo_traveller • gb
10
Pros:

How unique it is.

2026-08-21 • via Nuitee
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sophie • couple • gb
10
Super laid back, great food and super family friendly accommodation
Pros:

Super cool, great rooms for families and amazing food. I also think it was great value. Would definitely stay again.

Cons:

Nothing!

2026-08-20 • via Nuitee
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JULIA • solo_traveller • gb
10
Dog friendly, cool vibe and fantastic food.
Pros:

Dog friendly.
Friendly staff.
Gorgeous food.
Great bar with good music.

Cons:

Nothing

2026-08-20 • via Nuitee
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Alex • couple • gb
9
Overnight stay en route from France to Scotland and it was so so nice to get into the room after a long day
Pros:

Quirky and interesting… spacious bedroom
Very reasonably priced and an excellent breakfast was included

Cons:

Not a criticism as such… tricky to locate at 10:30 pm in a strange town

2026-08-19 • via Nuitee