The Lodge of Heavy Leisure

Hotels
9.3 (331 reviews)
23 Argyll Road , Bournemouth , GB

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Free
Children allowed

Facilities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Heating
Family rooms
Pets allowed
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Great staff
Delicious breakfast
Cons:
Limited parking
No tea/coffee facilities in room

Categories

Cleanliness
9.38
Guests noted that the hotel was spotlessly clean and tidy, far cleaner than others in the price range.
Service
9.85
Staff received high praise for being friendly, helpful, and accommodating.
Location
9.39
Great location noted for proximity to entertainment venues and main attractions.
Room Quality
8.84
Rooms were described as big, comfy, and beautifully decorated, though some mentioned issues with temperature.
Amenities
8.37
Limited amenities such as no tea and coffee in rooms and some concerns about parking.
Value for Money
9.33
Guests felt they received exceptional value for the high quality provided.
Food and Beverage
9.88
Food quality received consistent praise, particularly the breakfast which was described as amazing.
Overall Experience
9.35
Overall positive reviews indicated a highly satisfactory experience, with many guests expressing a desire to return.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-30 19:10

Property Description

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Important information:

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.
A deposit may be required at the property.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 10:30 AM

Location

Guest Reviews

9.3
Based on 331 reviews
Cleanliness: 9.38
Service: 9.85
Location: 9.39
Room Quality: 8.84
Amenities: 8.37
Value for Money: 9.33
Food and Beverage: 9.88
Overall Experience: 9.35
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Dale • family_with_children • gb
10
Vibe
Pros:

Great venue and vibe
Room 3 was awesome for a large family of 4 and dog

Cons:

Feel
Facilities
Quality of bed

2026-10-24 • via Nuitee
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CELINE • family_with_children • it
10
Très bon choix
Pros:

Très sympa

Cons:

Pas de réception 24h

2026-10-24 • via Nuitee
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Elliot • solo_traveller • gb
10
2026-10-23 • via Nuitee
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Kerrin • family_with_children • gb
10
Welcoming staff and a smart hotel
Pros:

The breakfast was delicious and beautifully presented. There was a good selection of options on the menu.

Cons:

I really could not think of anything I did not like.

2026-10-19 • via Nuitee
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Robert • couple • gb
10
Really enjoyable and different from usual hotels. Will definitely come back
Pros:

Great rooms, nice bar and food excellent.

Cons:

Parking was not available when arrived but can park on road where it is at no cost and easy to park.

2026-10-15 • via Nuitee
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Lee • couple • gb
9
Fantastic couple of days, can’t wait to go back
Pros:

Stayed before, really cool place, great atmosphere, great food, great room, friendly, helpful staff

Cons:

Just low on stock behind the bar, no Noam bottled beers and no draft lager!

2026-10-12 • via Nuitee
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Linda • solo_traveller • gb
10
2026-10-11 • via Nuitee
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Simon • solo_traveller • gb
10
Pros:

Friendly staff and a cool vibe

2026-10-11 • via Nuitee
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Natalie • couple • gb
8
2026-10-11 • via Nuitee
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Andrea • solo_traveller • it
10
2026-10-11 • via Nuitee
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Amy • couple • gb
8
2026-10-09 • via Nuitee
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Scheepers • family_with_children • gb
10
2026-10-07 • via Nuitee
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Robertas • couple • gb
10
2026-10-07 • via Nuitee
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Chloe Job • solo_traveller • gb
10
Pros:

Nicest staff, super friendly and helpful. I love the design and vibe of the whole place. Our room was amazing, one of the best beds ive slept on. I will definitely be returning.

Cons:

Nothing, just wish we stayed for more than one night.

2026-09-19 • via Nuitee
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Gordon • solo_traveller • gb
7
2026-09-16 • via Nuitee
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Curtis • couple • gb
10
Pros:

Incredible superior king suit, beautiful vibes and atmosphere, the staff were perfectly talkative and helpful.

Cons:

Everything was excellent, but we did get a little noice through the wall opposite the room door

2026-09-15 • via Nuitee
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Eddie • couple • gb
8
Fantastic for what we needed and would definitely go again
Pros:

Location is great . Venue has a really great vibe to it and the staff are amazing . Room was spacious clean and comfortable.

Cons:

Breakfast was good but a bit unusual . You get to choose 1 item off menu and get 1 hot drink. Quality of food is good and the coffee is fantastic and of high quality but really should get more than 1 coffee at breakfast

2026-09-14 • via Nuitee
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FrenchMarianne • family_with_children • fr
9
Super séjour, la chambre familiale est très spacieuse et très bien équipée.
Cons:

Le bruit (musique et conversations tard dans la nuit) juste sous nos fenêtres (chambre familiale), venant du jardinet de l'appartement du rez-de chaussé sur Argyll road.

2026-09-11 • via Nuitee
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Thomas • solo_traveller • ie
10
Pros:

Funky rooms

Cons:

Cadd paymeny only.

2026-09-10 • via Nuitee
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Gary • solo_traveller • gb
10
Weekend away
Pros:

Friendly staff very welcome great location great food well equipment rooms.

2026-09-08 • via Nuitee