HOTEL NO

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Independent
8.2 (13 reviews)
388 Flinders Lane, Melbourne, Victoria, 3000 , Melbourne , AU
61-04-13001465

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Facilities

Free WiFi
Terrace
Luggage storage
Wheelchair accessible
Smoke-free property
Free self parking
Free valet parking
Rooftop terrace
Upper floors accessible by stairs only

Review Highlights

Pros:
Gift for daughter
Good service from workman
Cons:
Stained sheets
Shower flooding
Uninformed roadworks

Categories

Cleanliness
6.94
Sheets had a stain and shower flooded.
Service
8.91
Guest was able to move the car with the help of workman before breakfast.
Location
7.95
Roadworks were an issue, but the location otherwise was acceptable.
Room Quality
8.4
Overall quality is standard, aside from cleanliness issues.
Amenities
8.43
Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Value for Money
8.39
Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Food and Beverage
8.44
Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Overall Experience
8.11
Mixed experience due to issues, but service was good.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2026-01-18 03:25

Property Description

Rooftop Terrace with Spectacular Views

Enjoy breathtaking views from our rooftop terrace and unwind in the comfort of our complimentary wireless internet-accessible property.

Luxurious Guestrooms and Amenities

Indulge in luxury with iPads, iPod docking stations, private furnished patios, and designer toiletries in our 6 guestrooms. Valet parking and free Wi-Fi are also available.

Convenient Location

Centrally located near top attractions such as Collins Street, Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre, and Crown Casino, HOTEL NO offers easy access to the best of Melbourne.

Ready to experience luxury and convenience in the heart of Melbourne? Book your stay at HOTEL NO now.

Important information:

  • Children 17 years old and younger are not permitted at this property.
  • Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:00 AM

Property Policies

  • Pets

    Pets not allowed

  • Sustainability Certifications

    Property confirms they are implementing guest safety measures

  • General

    Guest accommodation is sealed after cleaning

  • Children and extra beds

    No rollaway/extra beds available

  • General

    Guests are provided with free hand sanitizer

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Location

Guest Reviews

8.2
Based on 13 reviews
Cleanliness: 6.94
Service: 8.91
Location: 7.95
Room Quality: 8.4
Amenities: 8.43
Value for Money: 8.39
Food and Beverage: 8.44
Overall Experience: 8.11
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Bonney • solo_traveller • au
8
2026-05-08 • via Nuitee
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Dattoli • extended_group • au
10
Fantastic, great location, quite
Pros:

Location
Funky Airstream
A completely different stay to the norm

Cons:

nothing loved it

2026-05-06 • via Nuitee
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Milo • couple • au
10
2026-04-20 • via Nuitee
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Marc • family_with_children • au
2
Pros:

Location

Cons:

It really is a terrible place.
Dirty
No heating

The idea is great, the execution is poor.

2026-04-19 • via Nuitee
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Ryan • couple • au
6
2026-04-12 • via Nuitee
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Greg • extended_group • au
7
A bit of fun
Pros:

I liked the concept
The bed was very comfortable and the games were a bit of fun

Cons:

It was just a little tired and need an injection of funds to bring it up to a better standard.

2026-04-12 • via Nuitee
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Hans-Jürgen • solo_traveller • de
9
Absolut einmaliges Hotel
Pros:

Absolut einmaliges Hotel in zentraler Lage. Trotz einer fehlenden Reception wurde bei Problemen umgehend reagiert und weitergeholfen. Bei meiner Ankunft funktionierte die App zum Öffnen der Türe nicht. Ich konnte den Inhaber aber auch am Sonntagnachmittag telefonisch erreichen. Nach 5 Minuten konnte alles geklärt werden. Auch bei Ausfall der Klimaanlage wurde umgehend reagiert.
Ich fand die Location sensationell und fühlte mich sehr wohl.

Cons:

Bei Starkregen gibt es auf dem Dach der Airstream Wohnwägen relativ laute Prasselgeräusche. Gott sei Dank regnet es selten lange und heftig.

2026-04-07 • via Nuitee
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Meganne • couple • au
10
2026-04-03 • via Nuitee
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Michelle • couple • au
8
Enjoyed a different night in the city
Pros:

Area and novelty

Cons:

Bit rundown and noisy

2026-03-23 • via Nuitee
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Teresa • couple • au
9
Pros:

Such an amazing experience ,great meeting others that were staying there too

2026-03-22 • via Nuitee
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Lucy • couple • au
9
2026-03-11 • via Nuitee
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Faith • family_with_children • au
8
Fun!
Pros:

It was very unique. Great location

Cons:

No aircon even though there was an aircon remote in the airstream it didn’t work so it made for a very hot night

2026-03-02 • via Nuitee
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Sharon • couple • au
7
Good location , the communication and responsiveness to queries was excellent . We were given an early check in with eas
Pros:

It was unique and quirky

Cons:

The out side area is looking tired and he in need of a refresh

2026-02-27 • via Nuitee
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Carmen • couple • au
9
Wonderful experience staying in an airstream in the heart of the city!
Pros:

Easy to find and clean

Cons:

Digital key wasn’t the easiest to use

2026-02-22 • via Nuitee
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Karen • couple • au
10
2026-02-13 • via Nuitee
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Daniel • couple • au
10
Pros:

Amazing different idea that’s was really fun

2026-02-09 • via Nuitee
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steven • extended_group • au
10
2026-01-26 • via Nuitee
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thomas • couple • au
1
Horrible a fithfu disgusting place The van was hot with a tiny fan
Pros:

Nothing
Thought it would be quirky different
It was but not good

Cons:

Beside a fifthly grossly alleyway
We could smell from the “van”
Disgusting hobos sleeping in there
Overall a disgusting place
Walked out without staying

2026-01-25 • via Nuitee
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Renyard • couple • au
8
2026-01-25 • via Nuitee
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Ruth • couple • au
10
Pros:

Unique and adventurous experience! Comfy bed, generous mini-bar & local discounts.

2026-01-21 • via Nuitee