Who'd A Thought It

Hotels
7.9 (289 reviews)
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham , gb

Free

Facilities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Terrace
Hot tub/Jacuzzi
Non-smoking throughout
Board games/puzzles
Adult only
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Friendly staff
Good food
Cons:
Poor room condition
Late breakfast service

Categories

Cleanliness
6.24
Several mentions of poor room conditions and dirty bathroom sinks.
Service
8.71
Staff noted as friendly and accommodating across multiple reviews.
Location
8.15
Location appreciated, although some mentions of being off the beaten track.
Room Quality
7.2
Complaints about room condition, including size and furnishings.
Amenities
8.23
Amenities generally appreciated but notes of missing champagne service.
Value for Money
7.19
Expectations of value not met based on accommodation quality.
Food and Beverage
8.74
Food quality positively highlighted across multiple reviews.
Overall Experience
8.71
Overall positive experiences shared despite some issues.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-20 11:27

Property Description

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Important information:

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:30 AM
Airport code: LCY

Property Policies

  • Internet

    WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

  • Children and extra bed policy

    Children are not allowed.
    You haven't added any cots.
    You haven't added any extra beds.

  • Pets

    Pets are not allowed.

  • Parking

    Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is needed).

Location

Guest Reviews

7.9
Based on 289 reviews
Cleanliness: 6.24
Service: 8.71
Location: 8.15
Room Quality: 7.2
Amenities: 8.23
Value for Money: 7.19
Food and Beverage: 8.74
Overall Experience: 8.71
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Arron couple gb
8
2026-04-12 via Nuitee
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hwatson1985 couple gb
5
Stay Elsewhere - Definitely Not 5 Star! Room 18, Billecart
Pros:

Plenty of parking
Check in was good
Grounds were nice

Cons:

Complimentary bar was only one bottle of still and one bottle of sparkling water.
Fridge took all night to chill a 330ml can of Coke
Decor didn’t match, was just tacky and room just needs refurbishing
Light switches didn’t work
Hairdryer was cheap
Dusty
Mattress was, I'm guessing, old as it was thin and lumpy in places
Pillows were cheap, thin and not comfortable
Facilities were broken and repaired very badly, bodged
I felt dinner was overpriced, wasn’t value for money, we waited for at least 45 minutes for our food and items were forgotten about
Breakfast order was wrong
Took nearly a month to respond to a message
Shower was clogged with limescale

2026-04-10 via Nuitee
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Sabrina couple gb
10
Great little get away. Lovely location, very friendly staff, food was amazing anc reasonably priced. Great variety of fo
Pros:

Beautiful location, beautiful venue

Cons:

I liked everything

2026-04-09 via Nuitee
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Sean couple gb
10
2026-04-04 via Nuitee
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Maddie couple xa
10
2026-04-03 via Nuitee
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Matthew couple gb
10
2026-04-02 via Nuitee
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Kirsty couple gb
10
2026-03-29 via Nuitee
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Kazandra1 couple gb
9
Weekend in the Sticks.
Pros:

Lovely and quiet and peaceful. Clean sheets fluffy towels and a good hot shower. Our room had a small heater that you could use in addition to the actual heating. They also have a fan and an iron in the room. Room was very small but it was okay for what we needed. Bed was very comfortable. Food over in the main building was superb never tasted a steak like it. Staff were very helpful and chatty, though the young weekend breakfast staff need to smile more.
We would definitely stay again.

Cons:

The one thing in our room that we didn't like was the emergency exit light which is unnecessarily bright when trying to sleep.

2026-03-29 via Nuitee
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Luke couple gb
1
Cons:

Not value for money and not clean

2026-03-28 via Nuitee
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Elvisa couple gb
6
Nice but definitely not worth the money
Pros:

It was clean and great decor

Cons:

The food was awful our steaks were undercooked and freezing cold we had to send them back and get them taken off the bill.
The hot tub and outdoor lights did not work in our room.

2026-03-19 via Nuitee
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Allan couple gb
10
Pros:

The staff was amaxing and upgraded us. Good was excellent couldnt fault it whatsoever.

Cons:

There was nothing bad at all ig i had to pick somethong would be the cobwebs in the chandelier but thtas being a proper picky karen.

2026-03-09 via Nuitee
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Bec couple gb
6
Pros:

Most of the staff were friendly and helpful. The food was delicious. The room was spacious. Breakfast yummy.

Cons:

Mainly the awful manager. We had a problem with our bath filling up and staying hot. He arrived drunk and very rude and aggressive. He didn’t make much sense just kept saying he was trying to help us out. Anyways a lovely member of staff fixed the issue and it was fine but this really put a downer on our stay. Also the air con was old and didn’t really do anything. Bedside table had cracks in it. The WiFi wasn’t great.

2026-03-09 via Nuitee
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Danielle couple gb
4
Beautiful room but needs a deep clean
Pros:

It’s quirky and very well thought out. Beautiful grounds

Cons:

Cleanliness! I have stayed here a number of times and this still disappoints me for the money you would expect close to perfect and it was far from that. Very upset

2026-02-28 via Nuitee
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Dean couple gb
10
Amazing place breakfast and food are great aswell
Pros:

Love the location in the Kent countryside stayed before and loved it then hot tub a nice touch and clean spacious well themed rooms

Cons:

Staff could be a bit more happier but all ok

2026-02-24 via Nuitee
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robbie couple gb
10
2026-02-24 via Nuitee
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Paul couple gb
10
Pros:

Everything. From the amazing friendly staff to the exceptional food and beautiful sexy rooms. We had a lot of fun. Will be coming again. And a big thanks to Joe for the funny stories x

2026-02-11 via Nuitee
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Milli couple gb
6
2026-02-10 via Nuitee
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Sian couple gb
9
Would stay here again
Pros:

The room was beautiful and spotless.

Cons:

Waitresses were forgetful. Not enough staff in the restaurant but the food was lovely

2026-01-29 via Nuitee
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Edward couple gb
5
Average
Pros:

Food good

Cons:

Room poor

2026-01-19 via Nuitee
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kris couple us
10
A true gem and worth a repeat visit to try out all the different rooms and accommodations on offer!
Pros:

This well-run location is an absolute gem and I'd be delighted to be able to stay again sometime in the future. The rooms were well equipped and spacious, the dining and breakfast experience were exceptional and the bar was well stocked and staffed to boot! My partner and I were both pleasantly surprised by this upscale venue and felt very well looked after by the friendly and obliging staff throughout our stay. Thank you so much, this was a real treat and highlight of our holiday!

Cons:

Can't name a thing!

2026-01-19 via Nuitee