Who'd A Thought It

Hotels
7.9 (303 reviews)
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham , gb

Free

Facilities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Friendly staff
Good food
Cons:
Poor room condition
Late breakfast service

Categories

Cleanliness
6.24
Several mentions of poor room conditions and dirty bathroom sinks.
Service
8.71
Staff noted as friendly and accommodating across multiple reviews.
Location
8.15
Location appreciated, although some mentions of being off the beaten track.
Room Quality
7.2
Complaints about room condition, including size and furnishings.
Amenities
8.23
Amenities generally appreciated but notes of missing champagne service.
Value for Money
7.19
Expectations of value not met based on accommodation quality.
Food and Beverage
8.74
Food quality positively highlighted across multiple reviews.
Overall Experience
8.71
Overall positive experiences shared despite some issues.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-20 11:27

Property Description

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Important information:

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.
A deposit may be required at the property.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:30 AM
Airport code: LCY

Property Policies

  • Internet

    WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

  • Children and extra bed policy

    Children are not allowed.
    You haven't added any cots.
    You haven't added any extra beds.

  • Pets

    Pets are not allowed.

  • Parking

    Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is needed).

Location

Guest Reviews

7.9
Based on 303 reviews
Cleanliness: 6.24
Service: 8.71
Location: 8.15
Room Quality: 7.2
Amenities: 8.23
Value for Money: 7.19
Food and Beverage: 8.74
Overall Experience: 8.71
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Jamie couple gb
8
2026-06-27 via Nuitee
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Wayne solo_traveller gb
5
2026-06-25 via Nuitee
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Sylvia solo_traveller de
5
I slept well, but would not recommend the hotel for people like myself heading for Europe.
Pros:

It was difficult to find the hotel and although I knew the room would not be large - and I am very slim - it was incredibly tiny and one couldn't move around with ease. Thank goodness it was only a one night stay!

Cons:

I hadn't realised that breakfast would not be served until 9.30 the next morning, a Sunday. I was offered a packed breakfast, but they didn't even have any fresh fruit which was surprising and very disappointing.

2026-06-01 via Nuitee
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Carole solo_traveller gb
10
Pros:

Food was fantastic.

2026-06-01 via Nuitee
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Miroslav solo_traveller cz
10
2026-05-31 via Nuitee
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Odette solo_traveller gb
10
2026-05-30 via Nuitee
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Phipps solo_traveller gb
2
I didnt think it was all great
Pros:

The location was the only decent part to be honest..

Cons:

The rude staff
Found annual beads under the chair
The bath/hotub didnt even have enough pressure to fill up!
We got free complimentary cocktails for the issues and the strawberry daiquiri was curdled!
Ordered a medium rare stake and it came still alive basically on my plate I couldn't even eat it!
A dead bee in the bed

2026-05-29 via Nuitee
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Dean solo_traveller gb
10
Pros:

Everything

2026-05-20 via Nuitee
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Tony couple gb
9
Very nice
Pros:

A few cobwebs behind cupboards and under bed but really not that bad overall the room was clean

2026-05-18 via Nuitee
M
M solo_traveller gb
10
Pros:

Great decor. Polite and helpful staff. Lovely room.

Cons:

Sky didn't work. No signal.

2026-05-16 via Nuitee
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Speed couple gb
6
Okay for a stopover
Pros:

Clean and spacious grounds

Cons:

Room was so small

2026-05-12 via Nuitee
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Sean couple gb
10
2026-05-11 via Nuitee
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Kenny solo_traveller gb
9
2026-05-11 via Nuitee
M
MATHEWS solo_traveller us
9
Nice
Pros:

Great

Cons:

Nothing

2026-05-06 via Nuitee
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Suhail couple gb
4
2026-05-06 via Nuitee
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Dominic solo_traveller gb
9
2026-04-19 via Nuitee
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Arron couple gb
8
2026-04-12 via Nuitee
H
hwatson1985 couple gb
5
Stay Elsewhere - Definitely Not 5 Star! Room 18, Billecart
Pros:

Plenty of parking
Check in was good
Grounds were nice

Cons:

Complimentary bar was only one bottle of still and one bottle of sparkling water.
Fridge took all night to chill a 330ml can of Coke
Decor didn’t match, was just tacky and room just needs refurbishing
Light switches didn’t work
Hairdryer was cheap
Dusty
Mattress was, I'm guessing, old as it was thin and lumpy in places
Pillows were cheap, thin and not comfortable
Facilities were broken and repaired very badly, bodged
I felt dinner was overpriced, wasn’t value for money, we waited for at least 45 minutes for our food and items were forgotten about
Breakfast order was wrong
Took nearly a month to respond to a message
Shower was clogged with limescale

2026-04-10 via Nuitee
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Sabrina couple gb
10
Great little get away. Lovely location, very friendly staff, food was amazing anc reasonably priced. Great variety of fo
Pros:

Beautiful location, beautiful venue

Cons:

I liked everything

2026-04-09 via Nuitee
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Sean couple gb
10
2026-04-04 via Nuitee