Who'd A Thought It

Hotels
7.9 (296 reviews)
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham , gb

Free

Facilities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Terrace
Hot tub/Jacuzzi
Non-smoking throughout
Board games/puzzles
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Friendly staff
Good food
Cons:
Poor room condition
Late breakfast service

Categories

Cleanliness
6.24
Several mentions of poor room conditions and dirty bathroom sinks.
Service
8.71
Staff noted as friendly and accommodating across multiple reviews.
Location
8.15
Location appreciated, although some mentions of being off the beaten track.
Room Quality
7.2
Complaints about room condition, including size and furnishings.
Amenities
8.23
Amenities generally appreciated but notes of missing champagne service.
Value for Money
7.19
Expectations of value not met based on accommodation quality.
Food and Beverage
8.74
Food quality positively highlighted across multiple reviews.
Overall Experience
8.71
Overall positive experiences shared despite some issues.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-20 11:27

Property Description

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Important information:

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:30 AM
Airport code: LCY

Property Policies

  • Internet

    WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

  • Children and extra bed policy

    Children are not allowed.
    You haven't added any cots.
    You haven't added any extra beds.

  • Pets

    Pets are not allowed.

  • Parking

    Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is needed).

Location

Guest Reviews

7.9
Based on 296 reviews
Cleanliness: 6.24
Service: 8.71
Location: 8.15
Room Quality: 7.2
Amenities: 8.23
Value for Money: 7.19
Food and Beverage: 8.74
Overall Experience: 8.71
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Dean solo_traveller gb
10
Pros:

Everything

2026-05-20 via Nuitee
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Tony couple gb
9
Very nice
Pros:

A few cobwebs behind cupboards and under bed but really not that bad overall the room was clean

2026-05-18 via Nuitee
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M solo_traveller gb
10
Pros:

Great decor. Polite and helpful staff. Lovely room.

Cons:

Sky didn't work. No signal.

2026-05-16 via Nuitee
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Speed couple gb
6
Okay for a stopover
Pros:

Clean and spacious grounds

Cons:

Room was so small

2026-05-12 via Nuitee
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Kenny solo_traveller gb
9
2026-05-11 via Nuitee
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Sean couple gb
10
2026-05-11 via Nuitee
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MATHEWS solo_traveller us
9
Nice
Pros:

Great

Cons:

Nothing

2026-05-06 via Nuitee
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Suhail couple gb
4
2026-05-06 via Nuitee
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Dominic solo_traveller gb
9
2026-04-19 via Nuitee
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Arron couple gb
8
2026-04-12 via Nuitee
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hwatson1985 couple gb
5
Stay Elsewhere - Definitely Not 5 Star! Room 18, Billecart
Pros:

Plenty of parking
Check in was good
Grounds were nice

Cons:

Complimentary bar was only one bottle of still and one bottle of sparkling water.
Fridge took all night to chill a 330ml can of Coke
Decor didn’t match, was just tacky and room just needs refurbishing
Light switches didn’t work
Hairdryer was cheap
Dusty
Mattress was, I'm guessing, old as it was thin and lumpy in places
Pillows were cheap, thin and not comfortable
Facilities were broken and repaired very badly, bodged
I felt dinner was overpriced, wasn’t value for money, we waited for at least 45 minutes for our food and items were forgotten about
Breakfast order was wrong
Took nearly a month to respond to a message
Shower was clogged with limescale

2026-04-10 via Nuitee
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Sabrina couple gb
10
Great little get away. Lovely location, very friendly staff, food was amazing anc reasonably priced. Great variety of fo
Pros:

Beautiful location, beautiful venue

Cons:

I liked everything

2026-04-09 via Nuitee
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Sean couple gb
10
2026-04-04 via Nuitee
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Maddie couple xa
10
2026-04-03 via Nuitee
M
Matthew couple gb
10
2026-04-02 via Nuitee
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Kazandra1 couple gb
9
Weekend in the Sticks.
Pros:

Lovely and quiet and peaceful. Clean sheets fluffy towels and a good hot shower. Our room had a small heater that you could use in addition to the actual heating. They also have a fan and an iron in the room. Room was very small but it was okay for what we needed. Bed was very comfortable. Food over in the main building was superb never tasted a steak like it. Staff were very helpful and chatty, though the young weekend breakfast staff need to smile more.
We would definitely stay again.

Cons:

The one thing in our room that we didn't like was the emergency exit light which is unnecessarily bright when trying to sleep.

2026-03-29 via Nuitee
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Kirsty couple gb
10
2026-03-29 via Nuitee
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Luke couple gb
1
Cons:

Not value for money and not clean

2026-03-28 via Nuitee
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Elvisa couple gb
6
Nice but definitely not worth the money
Pros:

It was clean and great decor

Cons:

The food was awful our steaks were undercooked and freezing cold we had to send them back and get them taken off the bill.
The hot tub and outdoor lights did not work in our room.

2026-03-19 via Nuitee
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Allan couple gb
10
Pros:

The staff was amaxing and upgraded us. Good was excellent couldnt fault it whatsoever.

Cons:

There was nothing bad at all ig i had to pick somethong would be the cobwebs in the chandelier but thtas being a proper picky karen.

2026-03-09 via Nuitee