Who'd A Thought It

Hotels
7.9 (327 reviews)
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham , GB

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Facilities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Heating
Terrace
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Friendly staff
Good food
Cons:
Poor room condition
Late breakfast service

Categories

Cleanliness
6.24
Several mentions of poor room conditions and dirty bathroom sinks.
Service
8.71
Staff noted as friendly and accommodating across multiple reviews.
Location
8.15
Location appreciated, although some mentions of being off the beaten track.
Room Quality
7.2
Complaints about room condition, including size and furnishings.
Amenities
8.23
Amenities generally appreciated but notes of missing champagne service.
Value for Money
7.19
Expectations of value not met based on accommodation quality.
Food and Beverage
8.74
Food quality positively highlighted across multiple reviews.
Overall Experience
8.71
Overall positive experiences shared despite some issues.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-20 11:27

Property Description

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Important information:

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.
A deposit may be required at the property.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:30 AM
Airport code: LCY

Location

Guest Reviews

7.9
Based on 327 reviews
Cleanliness: 6.24
Service: 8.71
Location: 8.15
Room Quality: 7.2
Amenities: 8.23
Value for Money: 7.19
Food and Beverage: 8.74
Overall Experience: 8.71
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Ashley • solo_traveller • gb
5
2026-09-18 • via Nuitee
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Danielle • couple • gb
10
2026-09-13 • via Nuitee
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Ben • couple • gb
8
excellent stay! will be back for sure
Pros:

cosy own little accomadation. quite small but had everything you needed

Cons:

couldve done with a little bit of freshen up paint on walls in room 2. bit grubby in places.

2026-09-13 • via Nuitee
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Lee • couple • gb
10
2026-09-07 • via Nuitee
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Laurella • couple • gb
10
A fantastic overnight stay 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Pros:

We had a fabulous night stay here. We had room 1, The Pommery Room and the decor is superb and the room was spotless. Loved the velvety decor and furnishings and the spa bath is wonderful, loved the lighting in the spa bath too. The bed is so comfortable and there was tea, coffee, water, and biscuits and chocolates provided in the room as well a refrigerator. There is also an in room safe. Cannot recommend enough. There is also a little seating area outside of the room too. Dressing gowns were soft and fluffy and slippers provided. There was also fan provided which was great as it’s still feeling warm.

Breakfast was hot and fresh and staff were friendly and welcoming. ❤️

Cons:

Having to check out of the room . :(
it was so pretty

2026-09-06 • via Nuitee
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Anderson • solo_traveller • gb
6
Water issues
Pros:

Great venue lther then the water not working due to all water not running to lenham.

Cons:

I didn't like that teh water didnt work for the entirety of our stay we were promised a guaranteed free stay however are yet to receive confirmation of this

2026-09-05 • via Nuitee
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Leigh • couple • gb
10
2026-09-03 • via Nuitee
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Laura • couple • gb
4
Disappointed as heard great things about this hotel.
Pros:

The staff, bar area and food were great.

Cons:

The room was dirty and smelt musty - very dusty.
Sky TV didn’t work and TV very small - couldn’t see from the bed, you’d need to sit on top of it to see it.

2026-09-01 • via Nuitee
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ROB • solo_traveller • gb
8
Ideal for my trip
Pros:

Ideal for my visit to a local golf club.

Cons:

Nothing

2026-08-30 • via Nuitee
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Luke • couple • gb
5
2026-08-29 • via Nuitee
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Tina • couple • gb
6
Pros:

Nice room

Cons:

The food

2026-08-23 • via Nuitee
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claire • couple • gb
3
Crap
Pros:

Room smelled
Hairs on bed linen
Jets in bath clogged with limescale and dirty
Skirting boards dirty
Food was ok
Breakfast was terrible and presented awfully

Cons:

Never stay again for the price i paid

2026-08-23 • via Nuitee
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Bridger • solo_traveller • gb
7
Gentleman Suit (Room 1)
Pros:

It was lovely and peaceful, room was very clean with everything we could need in there, including a hair dryer and hair straighteners. Complimentry chocolates and water in the mini fridge. Dressing gowns and slippers supplied. The food served there is out of this world and definitely good for the price. Staff very friendly and accommodating.

Cons:

The room was not as described on booking.com the bath tub is not in the room but rather a separate bathroom.
The TV wasnt great it kept freezing and the sky didnt work, after a lovely day and evening we wanted to relax and watch something but were unable to.

2026-08-23 • via Nuitee
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Mandy • couple • gb
10
We loved our stay always a special place to return
Pros:

We love the Who’d a thought it we had our wedding night here 26 years ago and very much gravitate towards here for special occasions the food was delicious and service was great and the unique rooms make for a really special experience

Cons:

I would say our room was looking a little tired but just needs a refresh

2026-08-21 • via Nuitee
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KATRINA • solo_traveller • gb
8
Eccentric and whimsically hotel
Pros:

Staff were professional and courteous.
Rooms was clean and comfortable- especially the bed.
Lovely gardens.

Cons:

Water pressure in shower was really low
Listing said a fridge is provided in the room. It’s the reason I booked this hotel, but no fridge in the room.

2026-08-20 • via Nuitee
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Stefaan • solo_traveller • be
1
Nooit meer
Pros:

Het restaurant

Cons:

Alles onbijt pas vanaf 9u30
Super kleine kamer geen water uit de douche alleen wat. druppels

2026-08-17 • via Nuitee
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Georges en Ellen • solo_traveller • nl
7
Pros:

Gezellige pub en buiten ruimte, prima parkeerplaatsen. Badkamer lekker ruim en schoon.

Cons:

Hotel kamer erg klein, matras vonden wij persoonlijk niet prettig liggen. Ramen om naar buiten te kijken waren niet schoon.

2026-08-15 • via Nuitee
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LCH • solo_traveller • gb
9
Lovely different style staycation
Pros:

Beautiful different room, little extras like chocolate made it feel special. Restaurant great, food lovely as was breakfast

Cons:

Tv did not work, signal not great at all so could not watch anything, was only there one night so didnt cause too much of a problem
Bathroom could have had a little deep clean

2026-08-14 • via Nuitee
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Joanne • couple • gb
10
Although there was no water due to control outside of their property the staff worked extremely hard to ensure we were t
Pros:

Had exceptional character, very spacious.

Cons:

There was nothing we didn’t like.

2026-08-09 • via Nuitee
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Hills • couple • gb
9
Absolutely loved it
Pros:

How relaxing it all was

Cons:

The cleanliness
Need resealing in bathrooms
But was a very nice experience

2026-08-08 • via Nuitee