Who'd A Thought It

Hotels
7.9 (272 reviews)
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham , gb

Free

Facilities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Room service
Terrace
Hot tub/Jacuzzi
Non-smoking throughout
Board games/puzzles
Adult only
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Friendly staff
Good food
Cons:
Poor room condition
Late breakfast service

Categories

Cleanliness
6.24
Several mentions of poor room conditions and dirty bathroom sinks.
Service
8.71
Staff noted as friendly and accommodating across multiple reviews.
Location
8.15
Location appreciated, although some mentions of being off the beaten track.
Room Quality
7.2
Complaints about room condition, including size and furnishings.
Amenities
8.23
Amenities generally appreciated but notes of missing champagne service.
Value for Money
7.19
Expectations of value not met based on accommodation quality.
Food and Beverage
8.74
Food quality positively highlighted across multiple reviews.
Overall Experience
8.71
Overall positive experiences shared despite some issues.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-20 11:27

Property Description

Luxurious Rooms and Suites

Indulge in the highly individual rooms and suites at Who'd A Thought It, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, DVD player, and luxurious amenities like spa baths and four-poster beds.

Gastronomic Delights

Savor a full English breakfast in the mornings and explore various dining options at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, from gastro bar meals to a la carte dishes, ensuring a culinary experience to remember.

Themed Events and Fashion Boutique

Experience the vibrant atmosphere of themed events at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, and explore the on-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique for stylish shoes and accessories, adding a touch of glamour to your stay.

Book now to luxuriate in unique accommodations and exquisite dining experiences at Who'd A Thought It.

Important information:

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:30 AM
Airport code: LCY

Property Policies

  • Internet

    WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

  • Children and extra bed policy

    Children are not allowed.
    You haven't added any cots.
    You haven't added any extra beds.

  • Pets

    Pets are not allowed.

  • Parking

    Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is needed).

Location

Guest Reviews

7.9
Based on 272 reviews
Cleanliness: 6.24
Service: 8.71
Location: 8.15
Room Quality: 7.2
Amenities: 8.23
Value for Money: 7.19
Food and Beverage: 8.74
Overall Experience: 8.71
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Paul couple gb
10
Pros:

Everything. From the amazing friendly staff to the exceptional food and beautiful sexy rooms. We had a lot of fun. Will be coming again. And a big thanks to Joe for the funny stories x

2026-02-11 via Nuitee
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Milli couple gb
6
2026-02-10 via Nuitee
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Sian couple gb
9
Would stay here again
Pros:

The room was beautiful and spotless.

Cons:

Waitresses were forgetful. Not enough staff in the restaurant but the food was lovely

2026-01-29 via Nuitee
B
Bob couple gb
5
2026-01-19 via Nuitee
E
Edward couple gb
5
Average
Pros:

Food good

Cons:

Room poor

2026-01-19 via Nuitee
K
kris couple us
10
A true gem and worth a repeat visit to try out all the different rooms and accommodations on offer!
Pros:

This well-run location is an absolute gem and I'd be delighted to be able to stay again sometime in the future. The rooms were well equipped and spacious, the dining and breakfast experience were exceptional and the bar was well stocked and staffed to boot! My partner and I were both pleasantly surprised by this upscale venue and felt very well looked after by the friendly and obliging staff throughout our stay. Thank you so much, this was a real treat and highlight of our holiday!

Cons:

Can't name a thing!

2026-01-19 via Nuitee
M
MARIE couple gb
4
2026-01-19 via Nuitee
J
Josh couple gb
10
2026-01-19 via Nuitee
C
Cathryn extended_group gb
6
2026-01-19 via Nuitee
M
Maria couple gb
6
Ok but would not return. Overrated.
Pros:

On arrival taken to our room and showed the facilities. Air con was a plus and the whirlpool bath was nice.

Cons:

Toilet was not clean (wee under the seat on the pan).
Went to bar before dinner and barged out the way from the bar by a gent.
Dinner wasn’t great, tasteless and observed other diners sending meals back. Left at table way after meal ended with no offer for extra drinks etc…went to bar for drinks and was a very loud gent who was very condescending to the young bar staff, unnecessary behaviour. Did not feel for the cost for one night was value for money, expected more of an exclusive experience, not a pub.

2026-01-19 via Nuitee
B
Babette couple gb
7
Overall pleasant. Breakfast choices was good.
Pros:

Good bake for money

Cons:

Room had damp but it was only one night so it didn’t bother me.

2026-01-17 via Nuitee
R
Rachel couple gb
9
2026-01-02 via Nuitee
C
charlie couple gb
10
2026-01-01 via Nuitee
S
Sophie couple gb
9
2026-01-01 via Nuitee
P
Paula couple gb
8
2025-12-15 via Nuitee
T
Tracey couple gb
8
Glam and quirky in beautiful surroundings.
Pros:

Lovely boutique hotel. Beautiful four poster bed and jacuzzis , restaurant and bar had loads of character, with beams.

Cons:

Room was a little tired. No USB charging points. No light in mirror in bathroom . Mirror was too high and poorly lit above dressing table making it difficult to do hair and makeup.

2025-12-15 via Nuitee
D
Dean couple gb
4
Pros:

The location is good and staff friendly

Cons:

The room was in very poor condition old and dated and the them of champagne in the room was none excitant broken sudeboard table old mirror with damage and dirty bathsinks underneath for £300 per night its was well below average

2025-12-13 via Nuitee
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Lorie couple gb
9
2025-12-11 via Nuitee
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Richard couple gb
10
Great stay. Good vibes!
Pros:

The whole vibe of the place. Had drinks with the owner who was really funny. Will come again!

Cons:

Nothing!

2025-12-07 via Nuitee
D
David couple gb
3
2025-11-28 via Nuitee