HOTEL NOIR - Free Brunch & Breakfast Until 13-00 - Vicinissimi a Mirabilandia

Hotels
9.9 (373 reviews)
9 Traversa XIV Pineta , Milano Marittima , it

Facilities

Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Swimming pool
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Lift / Elevator
Luggage storage
Safety deposit box
Soundproof rooms
Non-smoking throughout
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Friendly staff
Great location
Good breakfast
Cons:
Dirty bathrooms
Noisy environment
Room quality issues

Categories

Cleanliness
9.35
Review mentions dirty bathrooms and overall neglect.
Service
10
Staff were lovely and friendly, contributing to positive experiences.
Location
10
Close to beaches and restaurants, enhancing the stay.
Room Quality
10
Economy room was small for two adults, but rooms were reported clean.
Amenities
10
Amenities generally acceptable but lacking in some areas.
Value for Money
9.85
Pricing does not align with the quality perceived.
Food and Beverage
10
Breakfast issues noted, with limited selection and quality.
Overall Experience
10
Overall a positive stay despite several issues.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2026-01-09 08:23

Property Description

Convenient Location
Situated near Milano Marittima Beach, HOTEL NOIR is a short walk away from the sandy shores, offering a perfect retreat for beach lovers.

Comfortable Amenities
Enjoy a comfortable stay in our air-conditioned rooms equipped with modern facilities like a flat-screen TV, fridge, and private bathroom, ensuring a relaxing experience for all guests.

Delicious Breakfast Options
Pamper yourself with a complimentary breakfast including buffet, continental, and Full English/Irish options, setting the right tone for a day full of exploration.

Ready to experience a relaxing stay with us at HOTEL NOIR - Free Breakfast & Brunch Until 13-00 - Vicinissimi a Mirabilandia? Book now to secure your spot!

Important information:

Guests can use the swimming pool for an additional fee at the nearby affiliated property 820 ft away.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.
Swimming pool: Closed from Thu, Jan 1, 2026 until Tue, Mar 17, 2026

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:00 AM

Location

Guest Reviews

9.9
Based on 373 reviews
Cleanliness: 9.35
Service: 10
Location: 10
Room Quality: 10
Amenities: 10
Value for Money: 9.85
Food and Beverage: 10
Overall Experience: 10
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Daniela couple it
10
Riprenderei altre 1000 volte per la fantastica colazione
Pros:

La colazione fino alle 13:00 è un surplus non indifferente.

2026-01-21 via Nuitee
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Mariagrazia couple it
10
Ampiamente oltre le aspettative
Pros:

Ottima organizzazione, comfort e design della struttura.

Cons:

Mancava una coperta aggiuntiva ma per il resto tutto bene

2026-01-21 via Nuitee
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Antonio solo_traveller it
10
L'hotel si è dimostrato all'altezza delle aspettative.
Pros:

La posizione è comodissima, a pochi passi dalle principali attrazioni.

2026-01-21 via Nuitee
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Laura GRAZIA solo_traveller it
10
Colazione ottima fino alle 13:00
Pros:

Struttura completamente rinnovata, nuovissima e arredata veramente con gusto. Che dire colazione semplicemente superlativa che dura fino alle 13:00

Cons:

Niente

2026-01-20 via Nuitee
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Oksana solo_traveller it
7
Pros:

Завтрак

Cons:

Очень шумно, звукоизоляции нет совсем.

2025-09-13 via Nuitee
G
Gerd family_with_children de
10
Pros:

Alles

Cons:

Nichts

2025-09-12 via Nuitee
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Alessandra family_with_children it
2
Hotel da incubo
Pros:

Nulla, ho comprato una camera delux pagando una differenza doveva essere di mq 20 come da voi indicato, pavimento in moquette economica non ceramica o legno, bagno piccolo con sanitari per puffi, senza disimpegno sul corridoio, balcone minuscolo con affaccio nel retro sporchissimo, arredamento minimal economico, non è sul mare, non esiste la rampa obbligatoria per disabili, un 4 stelle senza facchinaggio o carrello, 4 stelle al massimo 2, colazione passabile 80% del cibo surgelato, ho pagato per il soggiorno del mio cucciolo 20 euro al giorno non è indicato da nessuna parte, mi stupisco di booking che propone queste strutture che non rispecchiano la verità dovreste verificare, probabilmente mi avete perso come cliente booking, ho letto delle recensioni che mi hanno lasciato perplesso per la veridicità

Cons:

Vedi sopra, comunque un vero disastro

2025-09-12 via Nuitee
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Micha-Emanuel family_with_children at
4
Kein 4 **** Haus - Jugendherbergequalität
Cons:

Lassen sie uns so beginnen: Das Hotel verspricht im BOOKING etwas anderes als es erfüllt. Klar:Keine Empfehlung - wir kommen nicht mehr. 2 Sterne und nicht 4 Sterne !

ZIMMER:
Die Zimmer sind abgewohnt und im Detail verwahrlost. Eines unserer Bäder ( wir hatten 2 Zimmer gebucht ) verlor Wasser - Silkon fehlte und ich konnte in der Dusche - so schmal - nicht mal gerade stehen. Das ein Fenster in der Duschkabine ist, sehr eigenartig. Die Böden waren schmutzig. Von einer Nassreinigung wie das Hotel bei einer Rezenssion erwähnt, keine Spur. Das Hotel ist extrem laut - man hört alles und jeden. Unser Schlaf war zigfach in der Nacht zerissen. Erholungswert gleich Null. Noch was: Es muffelt im Zimmer, extrem feucht und komisch. Und das hat nicht mit der Bodenreinigung zu tun. Es ist einfach grauslig.

FRÜHSTÜCK:
Der Frühstücksraum ist wie in einer Jugenherberge. Brutal laut und die Küchenhilfe bringt alles in einen Nebenraum oder Küche und da fallen die Metalltüren hundertemale zu. Das Buffet ist sehr billig und einfach und der Platz zu klein. Qualität schwach.

GESTALTUNG:
Es gibt keine Launchmöbel, keine Pflanzen, nette Musik....Alles ist unbequem, hart, billig und lieblos gestaltet. Es gibt wahrscheinlich in der Hochsaison keine Parkplätze um das Haus - möchte gar nicht an die anderen Denken. Wir hatten im September Glück. Beim nächtlichen Rundgang durch die Gegend haben wir deutlich bessere und andere Hotels gefunden die gleich teuer und deutlich liebevoller gestaltet sind. Und haben direkte Lage am Strand und keinen Gehweg von 250m. Dass die Strassen durch Wurzeln beschädigt sind, dafür kann das Hotel nichts. Aber es scheint in der Gegend seitens Stadtverwaltung sehr gesparrt zu werden.

BUCHUNG - HOMEPAGE:
Zudem ist das Versprechen bei der Bestellung verwirrend. Die Bilder sind super - aber deutlich überzogen und halten nicht das, was sie versprechen.

2025-09-12 via Nuitee
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DANIELE family_with_children it
7
2025-09-12 via Nuitee
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PATRICK DARLEY couple au
9
Spotless A definite future stay
Pros:

Location close to beaches and restaurants
best breakfast that side of Italy we stayed in 5 hotels this trip
Staff were lovely
Girls cleaning rooms were so good
Good beautiful clean bath rooms
Great aircon system
Rooms spotless

Cons:

We only learnt that that we had economy room too small for 2 big suitcases and 2 adults but still we managed

2025-09-12 via Nuitee
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Wolfgang couple de
5
Pros:

Frühstück mit Brunch ist ein schönes Konzept. Das Personal ist freundlich.

Cons:

Das Hotel ist sehr hellhörig.

Die Auswahl und Abwechslung bei den Speisen war sehr eingeschränkt. Es gab zu viele Süßspeisen.

2025-09-11 via Nuitee
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Emanuele family_with_children it
7
2025-09-11 via Nuitee
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Paul couple de
8
Great stay near the sea with enough to eat for everyone
Pros:

The Brunch option is great. You can come down to eat breakfast, go for a quick swim in the sea and come back to get some lunch buffet. You can also come back after checkout to eat lunch. The options are sometimes a bit uninspired, but overall you will find something for yourself.
The rooms are quite nice and very modern with a private balcony. The beach is only 3 walking minutes away and there is a very small pool on the premises, if you don't want to walk.

Cons:

The rooms have very thin walls and doors so you hear basically everything your neighbors say. You will wake up if they have a dog or a small child.
Sadly our sink had a plumbing issue, where the water just wouldn't really flush down... hopefully they get to fix this.

2025-09-10 via Nuitee
family_with_children it
9
Pros:

il brunch

2025-09-10 via Nuitee
couple it
9
2025-09-10 via Nuitee
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Angelo family_with_children it
9
Pros:

Tutto

2025-09-10 via Nuitee
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Roberta family_with_children it
8
Ideale con i bambini!
Pros:

La posizione dell'hotel è ottima essendo a due isolati dal mari e 10 minuti a piedi dal centro.
Colazione abbondante di buona qualità e varia. Ottimo servizio di colazione e brunch offerto fino alle 13.
Parcheggio disponibile sia a pagamento all'interno della struttura che gratuito lungo la strada.
Piscina idromassaggio di medie dimensioni in area tranquilla.
Il lido convenzionato ha una piscina coperta e una esterna, sia per bambini che adulti.

Cons:

Rampa per passeggini assente. Scarsa insonorizzazione delle camere e rumore della chiusura delle porte molto forte.

2025-09-09 via Nuitee
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lisa family_with_children it
10
2025-09-09 via Nuitee
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Beatrice extended_group it
8
2025-09-09 via Nuitee
A
andrea family_with_children it
9
2025-09-08 via Nuitee