Old Slade Cottage - Train to London 30mins, Heathrow 15mins away,Free Parking - En-suit rooms

Nothing to complain about!

No milk for a cuppa! I arrived late evening and would've loved a cup of tea but sadly no milk in the fridge. This is the only slight grumble, but everything else was fantastic 😃

It seemed like our Uber took longer than 15 minutes to get us there from the airport, although maybe it was rush hour, and we were horribly jet lagged, so I'm not sure about that.

Bring an eye mask as the blinds aren’t blackout.

Driveway full of rubbish, a skip outside and packages in front of the door that I had to move to get in (still there the next day)
Inside smells like dog and the room feels unfinished. No headboard, marks on the walls, a carpeted bathroom and no curtains (only a blind with holes in the design, see pics)
No hairdryer provided. There is noone around, so I asked for one over text I was instructed to go into another room and look in the cupboards. There were knickers/underpants and laundry all over the floor of this room, AND I still didnt find a hairdryer so I just left feeling a bit weird and had to have unwashed hair the next day.
I went to take a shower and only 1 small towel provided, no hand towel. The provided towel had crusty bits and hairs all over it and even a fold line so prominent it must have been a very old one (see pics) . It was not possible to use it, so i had to rely on my gym towel
The bed sheets also had alot of small hairs in them!
There are tonnes of tea bags and expired stale biscuits provided
Not sure how this place got a 9.4 score on here as something doesnt quite add up
The price is low and you do indeed get what you pay for in terms of high end vs low end. However, I would always expect cleanliness and basic essentials no matter what