Hotel Paradis d'Ouvéa

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Le restaurant. Les assiettes sont décevantes : panini, burger, wrap, frites le midi / 2 entrées-2 plats le soir / une carte des desserts bien triste... la viande est trop cuite, le poisson n'est pas celui annoncé... le petit déjeuner est aussi trop simple pour un établissement de ce niveau et de ce prix. Quel dommage !

Le petit déjeuner est rustique, ils annoncent des locations de vélos alors qu’il n’y en a pas, je n’ai pas demandé pour les canoës mais j’imagine. Le dimanche midi il n’y a pas de carte pour le restaurant c’est salade ou steak hachée frites

The hotel has seen better days and is in need of maintenance. With lack of tourists I can see there would be no funds to manage this. But the caretakers do their utmost to help if needed.

Hotel jest w fatalnym stanie. Wymaga bardzo szybko ogromnych nakładów finansowych. Prawdopodobnie nowego inwestora. Jest to efekt wieloletnich zaniedbań. Najprawdopodobniej to następstwa COVID i zamieszek z 2024 roku. Turyści jeszcze tutaj nie wrócili ale mam nadzieję, że to się zmieni bardzo szybko. Śniadania w obiekcie pozostawiają wiele do życzenia. Tak na prawdę to jedynie nazwa posiłku za którą nic nie idzie.
Jeśli człowiek szuka odpoczynku i wytchnienia w odosobnieniu , minusy o których pisze nie są w stanie mu tego zakłócić jednak jest rzecz, która jest nieakceptowalna. Cena. Jeśli wyceniamy swoje usługi tak jak w hotelu 5* i ceny w restauracji jak w dużym europejskim miejsce z dobrymi ocenami , to musi za tym iść jakość. Pewnie nie pisałabym tej opinii gdyby właśnie nie cena. Jest absolutnie kosmiczna i niepasująca do tego miejsca. To co dostajemy w zamian na standard pensjonatu prowadzonego przez przypadkowych ludzi. Jest to jedyny element przed którym absolutnie przestrzegam. Tak niestety działa monopol. To jedyny hotel (z nazwy) 4* na wyspie.

Basic, slow and lethargic service

The room safe, (didn’t work properly and we couldn’t use it, not to mention is not bolted down), the menu was quite nice but we ordered the lobster one night, which unfortunately was overcooked. The staff whilst reasonably friendly, had zero urgency and we often had to approach them for service.

Nothing the hotel could fix! New Caledonia isn't cheap so this hotel isn't either but once we got used to that it was fine. The sea was beautiful but there was no snorkelling nearby.
Another note- I wish we had taken more cash for rhe excursions which are paid directly.

The rooms smelled bad, like pee. They were not cleaned even tho they offer room service at each day they would just stretch your sheets and out new towels but not clean the room.
The rooms are falling apart it need’s maintenance, the towels offered were no of good quality neither enough,
Some tiles in the bathroom were literally glued with tape and you could see it, and in that area a lot of ants would accumulate.

The staff was friendly but they are understaffed dinner would take too long food was not good, did not taste good , food would be served cold on your table, the staff would forget your orders, you needed to remind them all the time , serve some people on your table and others would have to wait.

Breakfast buffet was another sad story.

Oh and if you go out for activities and return after 2 you can’t have a snack neither lunch until they open for dinner. No food until dinner at 7 pm. Not even small dishes. That sucked the most.

The property is very poorly maintained, neglect is evident everywhere you look and the manager should be ashamed. The worst thing was the bad wifi access.

mosquitoes but it is nature

The lack of showers or changing facilities to use after check out if we want to enjoy the beach between check out time and airport shuttle pick up time.
I got really sick because of the water, not the hotel’s fault but I’d highly recommend drinking bottled water only, and I’d appreciate some signs warning about the water not being suitable for everyone.
The bungalows are a bit rundown, the ceiling in ours was literally falling apart. The bathrooms could do with some hooks or rails for towels as well as some fittings to put shower gel, soap, shampoo, etc.
The options for dinner are very limited and very expensive, the food is good but I wish I had other choices like burgers, soups etc. at all times
I was not impressed with the breakfast, it’s very basic, it’s not bad at all but it should be cheaper considering what they can offer.

the food was wonderful but a bit too spendy to allow us to become regular guests of the restaurant