Deus Ex Machina Hotel

Hotels
9.3 (242 reviews)
23 Argyll Road , Bournemouth , gb

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Facilities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Restaurant
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Sauna
Non-smoking throughout
Shared lounge/TV area
Coffee Shop on site
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Great staff
Delicious breakfast
Cons:
Limited parking
No tea/coffee facilities in room

Categories

Cleanliness
9.38
Guests noted that the hotel was spotlessly clean and tidy, far cleaner than others in the price range.
Service
9.85
Staff received high praise for being friendly, helpful, and accommodating.
Location
9.39
Great location noted for proximity to entertainment venues and main attractions.
Room Quality
8.84
Rooms were described as big, comfy, and beautifully decorated, though some mentioned issues with temperature.
Amenities
8.37
Limited amenities such as no tea and coffee in rooms and some concerns about parking.
Value for Money
9.33
Guests felt they received exceptional value for the high quality provided.
Food and Beverage
9.88
Food quality received consistent praise, particularly the breakfast which was described as amazing.
Overall Experience
9.35
Overall positive reviews indicated a highly satisfactory experience, with many guests expressing a desire to return.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-30 19:10

Property Description

Prime Location near Beaches
Modern Amenities
Relaxing Sauna Experience

Experience seaside luxury at Deus Ex Machina Hotel in Bournemouth. Featuring modern amenities, a prime beachside location, and a relaxing sauna, this non-smoking property is the perfect choice for your coastal getaway. Book now for an unforgettable stay!

Important information:

The restaurant will be closed at 3pm Monday-Wednesday.This property does not accommodate bachelor(ette) or similar parties.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:00 AM

Location

Guest Reviews

9.3
Based on 242 reviews
Cleanliness: 9.38
Service: 9.85
Location: 9.39
Room Quality: 8.84
Amenities: 8.37
Value for Money: 9.33
Food and Beverage: 9.88
Overall Experience: 9.35
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Rose • couple • gb
9
Brilliant nights sleep and extremely enjoyable experience.
Pros:

It exceeded our expectations. Extremely comfortable and everything very good quality. Lovely relaxed atmosphere and helpful staff.

Cons:

Nothing

2026-02-08 • via Nuitee
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Van der Mitchell • solo_traveller • gb
10
2026-01-24 • via Nuitee
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Edward • couple • gb
5
Fun place to stay but I wouldn’t make a special trip
Pros:

The deus lodge is quirky and a fun place to stay, it just feels like it could all be finished off a little better

Cons:

Advertised events (music) didn’t happen, there was little communication
We were not told you get a discount in the shop if you stay and we were unaware breakfast was included until it was too late

2026-01-19 • via Nuitee
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Elizabeth • couple • gb
10
Amazing hotel! I would 100% stay again
Pros:

The room was very clean with cool decor (Additionally with a speaker) much nicer than a standard hotel room. The air con was perfect during the hot weather and it’s just a short walk to the beach. Loved the drink area in the hallway such a nice touch! Easy access throughout the day and night to the room.

Cons:

Breakfast had limited options with some items costing extra. Parking wasn’t guaranteed but never had an issue as we were out for the whole day and there would always be parking at night.

2026-01-19 • via Nuitee
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Julie • family_with_children • gb
8
Good stay
Pros:

The hotel is great , the girl in the shop had no conversation when buying a few items and we tried to talk about the brand but nothing . Maybe a more chatty friendly person may help .

Cons:

The room when you walked in smelt of drains which is off putting .

2026-01-19 • via Nuitee
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Allan • couple • gb
10
Deus in minutia est
Pros:

The room was extremely well presented, decorated and furnished to a high standard. The whole place is very obviously looked after and maintained without compromise.
The meal we had was without doubt 5 stars. The steaks were cooked exactly to our liking, the sauce was delicious and the waitress service was absolutely first class.
There's evidence here that all the staff deeply enjoy their work and their combined commitment makes for a fantastic stay.
If you're into the brand and get their style, I honestly don't think you'll be disappointed. My advice,.if you're going this way stay there, we'll be looking for another excuse to go without doubt.
Thanks to all the staff at the Lodge, you made it a great stay.

2026-01-15 • via Nuitee
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Diane • couple • gb
10
Excellent stay, would definitely book again.
Pros:

Staff friendly, polite, helpful. Room funky, spotless, comfortable, nice products, attention to detail good. Coffee and tea facilities good. Loved Saturday Soul Session. Breakfast lovely.

Cons:

Vanity mirror for makeup.

2026-01-15 • via Nuitee
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Alana • couple • gb
10
2026-01-15 • via Nuitee
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Ian • couple • gb
10
Slightly quirky great boutique hotel
Pros:

Boutique hotel. Excellent breakfast

2026-01-13 • via Nuitee
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Lisa • couple • gb
8
Pros:

Great location great staff

Cons:

Parking difficult

2026-01-11 • via Nuitee
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Linda • couple • gb
10
2026-01-02 • via Nuitee
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Sheila • couple • gb
8
Lovely place to stay
Pros:

Lovely staff
Comfy bed

Cons:

Rather chilly in the room when we arrived , soon warmed up once we found the heating controller

2025-12-30 • via Nuitee
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Sherif • couple • gb
9
2025-12-28 • via Nuitee
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andrew • couple • gb
9
Great location for o2 , bohemian feel great staff and food
Pros:

Location great for o2 academy, breakfast fantastic quality

2025-12-17 • via Nuitee
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Phil • couple • gb
10
Pros:

Excellent hotel, really helpful and polite staff, who couldnt do enough. Great food really fresh and most importantly hot. Absolutly spotless, far cleaner than hotels at 2 or 3 times the price. I cant praise them enough.

Cons:

Nothing not to like

2025-12-15 • via Nuitee
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David • couple • gb
9
Pros:

Warm, clean, convenient

Cons:

Nothing

2025-12-07 • via Nuitee
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Lorraine • couple • gb
10
Perfect!
Pros:

Everything! Room, staff, breakfast, toiletries........

Cons:

That I couldn't stay longer...

2025-12-07 • via Nuitee
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sarah • couple • gb
8
Pros:

Room was big and very comfy. And location was great. Breakfast was good

Cons:

Tea and coffee were down the hall and not in room
Room was very hot snd stuffy. Not sure why
Not a lot of parking.

2025-12-07 • via Nuitee
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Stacie • couple • gb
9
Great decor and comfy bed
Pros:

I liked the decor and had a comfy bed. The staff were very friendly. Also enjoyed the breakfast. Would stay again.

Cons:

Would of been nice to have a kettle in the room as was hard to carry 2 teas through the doors and up the stairs to top floor. Not the end of the world though.

2025-12-02 • via Nuitee
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Smith • family_with_children • gb
9
Good stay, comfy bed, great shower! Brekkie was good as well
Pros:

The decor was great. Different to the usual hotel I’ve stayed at. Very hip!

Cons:

No hot drink facilities in rooms.

2025-11-19 • via Nuitee