The Oyster Smack

Hotels
8.3 (243 reviews)
The Oyster smack inn , Burnham on Crouch , gb

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Free
Children allowed
Pets allowed

Facilities

Offsite parking discounted rates available
Non-smoking rooms
Restaurant
Family rooms
Pets allowed
Non-smoking throughout
Kid meals
Staff adhere to local safety protocols
Guest rooms disinfected between stays
Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Comfortable room
Helpful staff
Good food
Cons:
Uncomfortable beds
Limited parking
High drink prices

Categories

Cleanliness
8.13
Very clean, but issues with uncomfortable beds in some rooms.
Service
9.1
Friendly, helpful staff mentioned in multiple reviews.
Location
8.64
Convenient location with onsite restaurant.
Room Quality
7.59
Comfortable rooms but some beds noted as uncomfortable.
Amenities
8.12
Nice features like onsite restaurant, but limited parking space.
Value for Money
7.58
Some pricing perceived as high for certain items.
Food and Beverage
8.63
Food is excellent, though drinks at breakfast felt overpriced.
Overall Experience
8.6
Enjoyable stay overall with positive comments about staff and food.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2025-12-20 11:51

Property Description

Historic Property with Modern Amenities
The Oyster Smack Inn, dating back to the 1800s, offers a charming stay just steps from the river. Individually designed rooms with flat-screen TVs and en suite bathrooms provide a comfortable retreat.

Culinary Excellence
Savor exquisite dishes at the on-site restaurant, where the chef's experience at renowned establishments shines through in the diverse menu blending Asian influences with British classics.

Convenient Location
Explore nearby attractions such as the Southend coast and Chelmsford city center, both a short drive away. With free Wi-Fi, free parking, and easy access to historic sites, The Oyster Smack Inn is the perfect choice for your next getaway.

Ready to experience riverside charm and exceptional dining? Book your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn today.

Important information:

Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:00 AM

Property Policies

  • Parking

    Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is not needed).

  • Pets

    Pets are allowed on request. Charges may be applicable.

  • Internet

    WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

  • Children and extra bed policy

    Children of any age are allowed.
    Children up to and including 1 year old stay for £10 per person per night when using an available cot.
    Children up to and including 17 years old stay for £20 per person per night when using an existing bed.
    People no matter the age stay for £20 per person per night when using an available extra bed.
    Any type of extra bed or child's cot/crib is upon request and needs to be confirmed by management.
    Supplements are not calculated automatically in the total costs and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

Location

Guest Reviews

8.3
Based on 243 reviews
Cleanliness: 8.13
Service: 9.1
Location: 8.64
Room Quality: 7.59
Amenities: 8.12
Value for Money: 7.58
Food and Beverage: 8.63
Overall Experience: 8.6
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Alan • couple • gb
8
2026-03-23 • via Nuitee
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Judy • couple • gb
8
Very pleasant
Pros:

Very clean and friendly and helpful staff

Cons:

Nothing

2026-03-01 • via Nuitee
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Michelle • extended_group • gb
10
2026-02-25 • via Nuitee
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Beth • couple • gb
10
Lovely, comfortable and staff are lovely
Pros:

Clean, tidy and good value for money

Cons:

Nothing

2026-02-09 • via Nuitee
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Ceri • couple • gb
8
Lovely place in a nice location
Pros:

Bright and well decorated and maintained

Cons:

Room was warm

2026-01-19 • via Nuitee
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Emily • couple • gb
7
Average
Pros:

Very helpful staff and dog friendly which is a bonus
It was very clean

Cons:

Very uncomfortable beds in the courtyard rooms.not worth the expensive night rate

2026-01-19 • via Nuitee
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Bethany • couple • gb
7
2025-12-31 • via Nuitee
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Steve • couple • es
8
2025-12-23 • via Nuitee
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Sara • couple • us
10
Pros:

comfortable well appointed room

2025-11-27 • via Nuitee
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Nigel • couple • gb
8
Very comfortable and convenient overnight stay
Pros:

Friendly, helpful staff. Comfortable room, quiet. Convenient on site parking though a little tight for space. Decent breakfast

Cons:

Parking space quite tight

2025-10-27 • via Nuitee
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Adam • couple • gb
10
2025-10-17 • via Nuitee
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James • couple • gb
9
2025-10-06 • via Nuitee
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Martin • family_with_children • gb
7
Pros:

The chalet rooms out the back were nice. Although the bed was not the most comfortable. The food was excellent.

Cons:

The price of a single small glass of orange juice at breakfast £4.50 and a single small glass of apple juice £4 was bizarrely extortionate.

2025-10-05 • via Nuitee
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robin • extended_group • gb
7
2025-10-01 • via Nuitee
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Milli • couple • gb
6
Pros:

Nice to have an onsite restaurant.

Cons:

Parking was very difficult. There’s no soundproofing at all. Breakfast was meh. Should have just gone to the coffee shop.

2025-10-01 • via Nuitee
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Laura • family_with_children • gb
7
2025-09-30 • via Nuitee
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Chris • couple • gb
9
2025-09-08 • via Nuitee
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Lauren • couple • gb
10
2025-09-05 • via Nuitee
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Lorraine • family_with_children • gb
9
2025-08-21 • via Nuitee
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Dennis • solo_traveller • gb
8
2025-08-19 • via Nuitee