Secret Paradise Mahahual

Every time you closed the bathroom door, the wind blowing through the bathroom window sounded like you were in an approaching hurricane - terrible acoustics! Location is a bit out of the way.

El internet muy lento

Emplacement vraiment loin. Pisicne jolie mais pas faite pour qu'un adulte nage dedans

El personal nos atendió mal. La cocina es pequeña.
No funcionaba el ventilador ni el agua caliente. Nos fuimos un dia antes por no tener todo lo que corresponde,y no nos devolvieron el dinero

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Byty byly špatně větratelné, zatuchlé, v kuchyni nedostatečné vybavení hrnců na vaření pokrmů. Sítě ve dveřích potrhané. Sprchové trysky ucpané, takže bylo zdlouhavé mytí. Na pláž je to daleko,ale lze jet taxi.

The first room we were given was musty from the air conditioning. (The host gave as a choice of two others on the second floor. The host was very nice and accommodating). The beds were incredibly firm. The place is a monthly, weekly or daily stay. The roof top "garden" is quite run down and shabby.

The color of the curtains and bed sheets.

The town is very small and mostly focused on the cruise ships that come by. Not much to do after the cruise ships leave for the day.

I do sincerely wish we liked it more than we had, especially for such a great price per night.
Although we initially booked the room for 2 weeks, we requested the second half of our stay be cancelled.
The wifi & cell service in our room was so weak that simple webpages would not load, so we were unable to WFH. We ultimately moved our kitchen table and chairs outside to use our laptops and had much better luck with signal, but the mosquitos were ferocious even with repellent. You will need a small table/travel fan to be semi-comfortable if you do that, since there is no breeze.
I think the humidity is just out of control at this location; no matter how long between showers, the floor of the shower stall would not drain and always felt slimy. The hotel room floor was similarly slimy/dirty... we ended up wearing our socks to avoid the nasty feeling on our feet, and then when our socks became gross, we resorted to wearing our sandals in-room. None of our scuba gear was able to dry (even if we hung it outside) so it started to mildew, and our backpacks and random items in our luggage grew mold even though they were placed in the corner and we weren't getting any of them wet. We've continued traveling for 2.5 months since this stay, and haven't experienced that anywhere else. We also did not receive any of the cleanings the hotel claims to offer every other day, but I imagine that would've helped significantly.
We are ultimately very grateful they met our needs with cancellation mid-stay... That is customer service you can count on.

The hot tub on the top deck is not hot... no heater... and it's dirty... The hot plates are not grounded, so I got a shock from them several times while using them. The hotel electrical system is under repair and was flaky at times. I had to move my room once because of no electricity, but Alex was very responsive and got me in a new room immediately. Also, Workmen were in the area often.