Free
Children allowed

Facilities

WiFi available
Free WiFi
Parking
Free Parking
Non-smoking rooms
Air conditioning
Heating
Terrace
Luggage storage
Express check-in/check-out
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Review Highlights

Pros:
Unique/novel Airstream experience
Great, central location
Free snacks provided
Responsive communication and problem resolution
Comfortable bed
Fun/quirky atmosphere and games
Easy to find and generally clean units
Good for meeting other guests
Cons:
Some units described as dirty or rundown
No or poor heating/aircon (AC remote not working)
Noise issues (rain on roof, general noisiness)
Staircase access and low shower water pressure
Pillows considered poor by some
Outside area and units need refresh
Digital key/app usability problems
Missing/expected amenities (e.g., jacuzzi not provided)

Categories

Cleanliness
7.5
Mixed feedback: one reviewer said 'dirty' and another called the place 'bit rundown', though a guest also described their unit as 'clean' — overall slightly below average cleanliness.
Service
9.3
Generally praised: hosts were responsive (helped with app/key and AC issues quickly), communication described as 'excellent' and problems were resolved promptly.
Location
9.5
Consistently strong: multiple reviewers praised the central/great location and ease of finding the site; location is a key positive.
Room Quality
7.4
Mixed: the unique Airstream concept is loved ('funky', 'unique'), but several comments note it is 'tired', noisy (rain on roof), lacks heating/aircon in places, and had issues like poor water pressure and pillows.
Amenities
7.8
Mixed to slightly below average: free snacks and games were positives, but missing or non-working amenities were reported (no/poor aircon, digital key friction, missing jacuzzi for a paid option).
Value for Money
8.2
Generally positive: guests felt the novelty and location offered good value, though one guest paid more expecting a jacuzzi that wasn’t available.
Food and Beverage
8.4
Limited but positive: few mentions beyond complimentary snacks; no formal F&B service reported, so rated slightly above average due to the free snacks.
Overall Experience
8.3
Positive overall: many guests described the stay as unique, fun and a memorable experience despite some upkeep and amenity issues.
* This sentiment is summarized by AI based on user reviews.
Updated at: 2026-08-13 17:32

Property Description

Unique Accommodation Experience
Hotel No offers a one-of-a-kind stay in chrome airstream trailers on a Melbourne rooftop, accessible through a secret 'speak easy' entrance.

Luxurious Amenities
Each 31-foot trailer features a private deck, lounge area, queen-sized bed, en suite bathroom with complimentary toiletries, and a free mini bar. For added indulgence, select trailers even come with a private hot tub overlooking the stunning Melbourne cityscape.

Prime Location
Conveniently situated in the city center, guests have easy access to various dining options, bars, shopping venues, and popular attractions like Federation Square and Crown Casino. With free WiFi and Melbourne Airport just 24 km away, Hotel No ensures a seamless and unforgettable stay.

Book now for a unique and luxurious rooftop experience at Hotel No.

Important information:

Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.
A deposit may be required at the property.

Check-in and check-out hours:
Check-out: 11:00 AM

Location

Guest Reviews

8.3
Based on 268 reviews
Cleanliness: 7.5
Service: 9.3
Location: 9.5
Room Quality: 7.4
Amenities: 7.8
Value for Money: 8.2
Food and Beverage: 8.4
Overall Experience: 8.3
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Kevin • couple • gb
1
2026-07-23 • via Nuitee
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LEONE • extended_group • au
10
2026-07-05 • via Nuitee
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Sue • couple • au
9
Ticked an item off my bucket list. It was a unique and fun experience
Pros:

It was unique and different and in a great location. Had fun trying to find it and the free snacks were great

Cons:

The staircase, water pressure for shower and the pillows

2026-06-21 • via Nuitee
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Dave • solo_traveller • au
8
2026-06-18 • via Nuitee
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Claudia • couple • au
9
Great experience!!
Pros:

It’s the second time I book for the streamline accommodation. Se and time paid more and it didn’t have the jacuzzi

Cons:

Great spot!!! Easy and convenient location!

2026-06-07 • via Nuitee
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Bonney • solo_traveller • au
8
2026-05-08 • via Nuitee
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Dattoli • extended_group • au
10
Fantastic, great location, quite
Pros:

Location
Funky Airstream
A completely different stay to the norm

Cons:

nothing loved it

2026-05-06 • via Nuitee
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Milo • couple • au
10
2026-04-20 • via Nuitee
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Marc • family_with_children • au
2
Pros:

Location

Cons:

It really is a terrible place.
Dirty
No heating

The idea is great, the execution is poor.

2026-04-19 • via Nuitee
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Greg • extended_group • au
7
A bit of fun
Pros:

I liked the concept
The bed was very comfortable and the games were a bit of fun

Cons:

It was just a little tired and need an injection of funds to bring it up to a better standard.

2026-04-12 • via Nuitee
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Ryan • couple • au
6
2026-04-12 • via Nuitee
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Hans-Jürgen • solo_traveller • de
9
Absolut einmaliges Hotel
Pros:

Absolut einmaliges Hotel in zentraler Lage. Trotz einer fehlenden Reception wurde bei Problemen umgehend reagiert und weitergeholfen. Bei meiner Ankunft funktionierte die App zum Öffnen der Türe nicht. Ich konnte den Inhaber aber auch am Sonntagnachmittag telefonisch erreichen. Nach 5 Minuten konnte alles geklärt werden. Auch bei Ausfall der Klimaanlage wurde umgehend reagiert.
Ich fand die Location sensationell und fühlte mich sehr wohl.

Cons:

Bei Starkregen gibt es auf dem Dach der Airstream Wohnwägen relativ laute Prasselgeräusche. Gott sei Dank regnet es selten lange und heftig.

2026-04-07 • via Nuitee
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Meganne • couple • au
10
2026-04-03 • via Nuitee
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Michelle • couple • au
8
Enjoyed a different night in the city
Pros:

Area and novelty

Cons:

Bit rundown and noisy

2026-03-23 • via Nuitee
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Teresa • couple • au
9
Pros:

Such an amazing experience ,great meeting others that were staying there too

2026-03-22 • via Nuitee
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Lucy • couple • au
9
2026-03-11 • via Nuitee
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Faith • family_with_children • au
8
Fun!
Pros:

It was very unique. Great location

Cons:

No aircon even though there was an aircon remote in the airstream it didn’t work so it made for a very hot night

2026-03-02 • via Nuitee
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Sharon • couple • au
7
Good location , the communication and responsiveness to queries was excellent . We were given an early check in with eas
Pros:

It was unique and quirky

Cons:

The out side area is looking tired and he in need of a refresh

2026-02-27 • via Nuitee
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Carmen • couple • au
9
Wonderful experience staying in an airstream in the heart of the city!
Pros:

Easy to find and clean

Cons:

Digital key wasn’t the easiest to use

2026-02-22 • via Nuitee
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Karen • couple • au
10
2026-02-13 • via Nuitee