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- Spanish
DISCLAIMER: Please note that, this is a tip based tour. The amount paid here is directly charged via Viator.com, the guide doesn't receive any compensations except from your tips.
Welcome to Bastards of Mexico: The Unfiltered Tour! This isn’t your typical city tour, we’re here to hit the most important spots of Mexico City with a unique blend of deep knowledge, sharp humor, and unapologetic irreverence.
Led by professional guides with years of experience, this tour combines the art of standup comedy with expert guiding. We don’t hold back—curse words are welcome, laughs are mandatory, and this tour is definitely not for the sensitive.
From ancient legends to revolutionary tales, we’ll give you an unfiltered look at the real Mexico. No boring, stiff, or sanitized history here. This is the Mexico you’ve been waiting to experience: raw, real, and ready to make you laugh.
What's Included
Meeting and pickup
We'll meet you at the Mexiqui hostel; your guide will be waiting. Look for the yellow building.
Itinerary
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We’ll swing by the free part of Templo Mayor, where you’ll get the gritty stories of ancient Aztec ruins right in the city’s heart.
30 minutes • Admission ticket included -
2
Welcome to Mexico City’s grand Zócalo, the massive square that has witnessed centuries of history—from Aztec rituals to Independence celebrations and modern protests. Here, you’ll hear the untold stories and absurd truths that make this place Mexico’s true beating heart. Get ready for a few laughs and maybe a gasp or two as we uncover the bizarre and bold history of the Zócalo!
30 minutes • Admission ticket free -
3
Step into a true gem of Mexican architecture—the Casa de los Azulejos, with its walls covered in beautiful blue and white tiles. This historic mansion holds tales of rebellion, wealth, and maybe even a scandal or two! You’ll learn about the family who dared to defy tradition in the boldest way and how this building became one of Mexico City’s most iconic landmarks.
30 minutes • Admission ticket free -
4
Get ready for a stop at the Postal Palace, Mexico’s most glamorous post office! This isn’t your everyday mailroom—think marble staircases, golden railings, and a building that feels more like a palace than a place to send letters. We’ll dive into the story of how this architectural marvel was built, and why it’s still one of the city’s most treasured landmarks.
30 minutes • Admission ticket free -
5
Our final gem on this leg of the tour, the Palacio de Bellas Artes, is a masterpiece of art deco and art nouveau. It’s where Mexico City’s finest art, music, and drama come alive. Learn how this building became the cultural icon it is today, from its stunning murals to the wild stories of those who performed here.
30 minutes • Admission ticket free
Additional info
- Wheelchair accessible
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
- Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
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Additional info
- Wheelchair accessible
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Infants are required to sit on an adult’s lap
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
- Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
- Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
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Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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Cancellation Policy
- For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
- If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
- Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
- This experience requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.
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You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.
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