The Rover Miami

The location was a little sketchy but overall felt safe.

Pas de Lightning breakfast mais c’est vraiment un détail

No staff.

Das Bettlaken war schmutzig

Pratique l’application pour ne pas avoir de personnel mais attention quand vous n’avez pas d’accès internet pas possibilité d’entrer dans votre chambre

Se oía mucho las pisada del piso de arriba pero creo que era porque las personas que llegaron por la noche eran bastante ruidosas ya que también hablaban alto por los pasillos.

There’s not a single thing I didn’t like!

Unter der angegebenen Telefonnummer war niemand zu erreichen, auf Nachfragen habe ich auch keine Antwort bekommen. Zum Glück hat mit dem Checkin alles über die App funktioniert.

Lacks noise protection. Neighborhood is quiet at night, there are roosters in the morning. Hallways echoes, there's a large gap at the bottom of the entry doors that let in light and noise, we put a towel to muffle some noise. There's a loud 30s tapping (plumbing?) every hour or so, so bring ear plugs. I didn't mind it (heavy sleeper), but my spouse had trouble sleeping. I personally would love to rebook it, but my spouse would not.

This "hotel" is a "contactless" or, unstaffed, facility. There are two housekeepers during the day who do their best to assist with any issues, but they are there to clean the property. Most things will require a visit to the very basic website, which also doesn't solve most issues. Calling gets an AI chatbot. With enough persistence, you can be directed to leave a voice mail and an off site manager will call you back. They are very good about calling back promptly, but this phone tag will need to be repeated each time.
I rated the staff so low not because there were issues individual staff members. On the contrary, everyone I spoke with was professional and friendly. I gave the staff such a low rating because this company made a financial decision to eliminate human services that can make an ordinary stay unforgettable. Replacing a traditional front desk with technology might seem preferable to some, but eliminating the human element entirely makes for a cold experience if everything goes perfectly and is highly frustrating if even the smallest issue arrises.
Apparently, there are free bicycles for the guests that are in a locked room that is accessed by housekeeping. I asked one of the two cleaners about renting a bike and was directed to the hotel app (website). The website just mentions that the bikes exist, with no instructions on how to check them out. I didn't feel like making more calls, so I just didn't bother. Thankfully, I did not have any serious issues after hours.
Another major issue I had with online check-in is that I was required to scan my ID and biologics (facial recognition). I found this very intrusive and have no way of ensuring the security of the scans. Since I was only asked after I had paid for the reservation, I was forced to surrender personal identification information. I would not have chosen this hotel had i known I would be required to do this. I am fairly easy to please.

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