Amsterdam Teleport Hotel - Free Parking

The lower bunk bed was lower than we expected. It was not comfortable to sit upright, even for someone who is only 173 cm tall.

The private external bathroom (Room 232) was conveniently located directly across the corridor from the room. However, the door lock was difficult to operate and could use some maintenance.

Unfortunately, the bathroom had no window and had a persistent unpleasant odor. This was the biggest downside of our stay and ultimately the main reason we decided to check out earlier than planned.

The toilet seat was also loose when we arrived. To be fair, once we reported the issue, it was repaired promptly by the staff, which we appreciated.

Drei Dinge, die verbesserungswürdig sind, aber nicht dazu führten, dass unsere Urlaubsfreude getrübt wurde.
1) Es gibt morgens gratis Kaffee. Der schmeckt sogar ziemlich gut. Allerdings wäre es super, wenn man dazu auch Milch anbieten würde.
2) Die Matratzen (wir hatten ein Zimmer mit zwei Einzelbetten) waren mit einem Schutzbezug überzogen, der aus Plastik war und dementsprechend rutschte das Laken direkt mit, wenn man sich umdrehte. Wenn schon solche Bezüge, dann machen Spannbettlaken mehr Sinn.
3) Wir hatten keinen Haartrockner im Zimmer. Auf Nachfrage bei der Rezeption , suchte man zwar einen, aber fand keinen. Also hatten wir Pech gehabt.
In der Zimmerbeschreibung stand allerdings, dass ein Haartrockner vorhanden sei. Für Mann mit adretter Kurzhaarfrisur sicher nicht das Problem, für Naturlocken und Langhaar aber etwas zeitintensiv, die Haare ohne Trockner zu zähmen.

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DO NOT STAY HERE—SERIOUS HEALTH HAZARD AND SAFETY RISK. This hotel is an absolute nightmare, and you can easily find far cleaner, safer options for this price. Upon check-in, my room was filthy, with leftover hair in the bathroom and gross stains on the toilet, but the real disaster hit in the middle of the night when I returned to find a massive, dangerous insect crawling right on top of my bed. When I went to reception terrified, the night clerk completely shrugged me off, refusing to change my room, call housekeeping, or issue a refund, callously claiming it "wasn't his responsibility" to ensure a guest has a sanitary place to sleep. Worse, as a vulnerable solo female traveler stranded in the dead of night, he blatantly refused to even let me use the desk phone to call another property for shelter, leaving me entirely unsafe and forced to wander the streets to find a new hotel on my own. To make matters worse, I was forced to pay for two full nights at a property I couldn't even safely step foot in because management refuses to take accountability for their biohazardous, completely neglected rooms. This establishment has zero regard for basic hygiene or human safety, and their appalling negligence should concern anyone considering booking here.

Lugubre. Non climatisé.
Attention pour eux qui ont une chambre à proximité de la porte centrale de sortie : quand la porte se referme, ça s'entend !

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