The Longlands Hotel

The place is terrible. Just Don’t even consider it

This property was unacceptable due to several issues:

Broken chair
Broken toilet seat
Missing shower head
Heat radiator without a controller
No hooks for used towels

Wouldn't recommend this property.

If you have ever wondered what it’s like to spend a night in a “crack den”, then this is the place for you

The 10/10 reviews must be fake

I did not get the room I booked the entry codes to the building and the room were both incorrect I booked a double en-suite room I got a family room the headboard to one of the beds was not attached and had 3inch screws sticking out which you could easily cut yourself on the shower was filthy there were no toiletries or towels also the blinds did not close only 1 tea bag to drink people coming in and out all night fire alarm went off at 12.30am as someone was smoking in the building which took 30mins to reset this was more like a halfway house not a hotel

How health and hygiene haven’t shut this place down is a mystery.

Filthy, no working shower in our shared part.

Junkies everywhere, shouting and shooting up.

Blood all over the bathroom in the morning.

Junkies shouting all night.

Rooms mankie, half a blind on the wall, sockets that don’t work, holes in the walls, no heating, etc

If you value your safety do not stay here.

Very good

No heating in the room whatsoever so room was freezing, had to sleep in my clothes, poor blinds letting all the streetlight through. No towels initially until some random men just walked in with them, no knock or warning
Socket by bed not working, bedside light not working
Breakfast service terrible, no cups or bowls for the drink and cereal

Looked for a cheap overnight hotel in Middlesbrough, and found Longlands. Rooms were simple, shared toilets and showers as advertised, but clean and tidy. There was a problem with the boiler, affecting the central heating, but the receptionist provided a portable electric heater when it couldn't be sorted. Showers were electric so worked, and were nicely fitted out.
I added the breakfast, which was really good value.

The room we booked was for 4 but wast any good for 4 and was very dirty walks and doors covered in human stuff.
The shower omg was stinking and couldn’t stand in to shower at all.

The cost did not reflect the facilities. The WiFi dropped out in the bedrooms so Una available unless you sat in the uncomfortable reception area. The TV remote control did not work! No plug in the sink, when using the sink the sewerage from other rooms filtered through the plug holes!!! Think carefully before booking at £70 per night for these grotty facilities. You can book much much better for the same price or less ! !!!

Couldn't get in no access codes sent had to wait 30 minutes for someone to come and let me in

When I arrived at the hotel the room I had been allocated was not available so I was given a different room which was not very good

Arrived and immediately left to go to a different hotel because of how dirty it was. The share bathroom had poo smeared across the wall and toilet seat. The shower had mold on the floor and walls. The Sheets were stained and what seemed to be pubes on the bed sheets.
It may be cheapish but spend the extra money and go somewhere better.

Stayed here for 1night comfortable stay nice room shower nice and hot the guy on reception was helpful and pleasant for a budget hotel would definitely stay here again , had breakfast across the road in the baltimore and was very nice and very reasonably priced

Greatest staff and best hotel

The bed mattress is terrible.

Absolutely shocking from start to finish. Customer service was appalling. He was too busy on his phone to even speak to me. Didn’t even apologise when I explained I wasn’t staying in a room that looked like a crack den. The fire alarms had just been silenced instead of dealing with the problem. The blinds in the room were all twisted and snapped so they didn’t close. No curtains either. The headboard was hanging off and the room smelt like a homeless person had been kipping in there for 2 weeks straight. Dirty.

The staff were friendly and helpful

Had a lovely stay! The service and staff were amazing and friendly

Unfortunately we booked, but didn’t stay, no reception, had ring up then some one arrive, the toilet was not clean, felt unsafe.
The window wouldn’t close, not like the photos in any way.
Was let in, given codes for the doors, anyone could have entered. Was a nice guy who let us in.

We just walked in, walked, we could have been unlucky, very dated, very basic.