The Dutch Invented That: An Audio Tour of Amsterdam

1 hour to 1 hour 30 minutes (approximately)
Offered in: English and 1 more

This isn’t your typical history lesson. It’s a tasting platter of Amsterdam’s quirks, from its obsession with bikes and water management, to the surprising Dutch origins of modern capitalism. On this self-guided audio tour, you’ll discover the city through the eyes of Greg Shapiro, an American comedian who’s become a dual Dutch-American citizen. You’ll find out why Amsterdam is a city of contradictions where historic canals, modern engineering marvels, and centuries-old traditions unapologetically exist alongside one another. The tour starts at Amsterdam Central Station, where you’ll learn why there’s a wind dial on the tower. You’ll discover how Dutch merchants created the world’s first publicly traded company at the harbour. The tour ends at Wynand Fockink, one of Amsterdam’s oldest Dutch gin bars tucked down an alley with a hilariously unfortunate name.

What's Included

Lifetime access to this tour in English before your booking date and after it
Offline access to audio, maps, and geodata
Flexibility to explore at your own pace with a self-guided GPS tour
App for Android and iOS
Directions to the starting point so that when you’re in the right place, the tour will start
Smartphone and headphones
Transportation
Food and drink
Personal expenses for admission fees not included during the tour

Meeting and pickup

Meeting point

This tour starts at Amsterdam Central Station Stationsplein. Before arrival, please install the mobile app and use the code provided on your confirmation ticket. Detailed starting point instructions are available after downloading.

End point

Tour ends at Dutch Gin Bar

Itinerary

Duration: 1 hour to 1 hour 30 minutes (approximately)
  • Amsterdam Centraal (Pass by)

    Begin at Amsterdam Centraal and look up at the wind dial on the tower, a working instrument that once helped harbour masters manage the flow of ships into one of the busiest ports in the world. Stand on the steps of this Victorian Gothic masterpiece and consider that everything you are about to see - the canals, the commerce, the contradictions - flows outward from this single point on the waterfront.

    Admission ticket free
  • (Pass by)

    Look across the IJ waterway to the A'DAM Tower and take in the former Royal Dutch Shell headquarters that now houses a rooftop swing dangling its riders over the edge of Amsterdam's skyline. Marvel at how this city has always found a way to repurpose the relics of its industrial past into something unexpected, irreverent, and entirely on brand.

    Admission ticket free
  • (Pass by)

    Admire the Eye Filmmuseum from the waterfront, its angular white form jutting out over the IJ like a piece of film equipment frozen mid-motion. Enjoy how this striking building captures Amsterdam's instinct for bold contemporary architecture, sitting comfortably across the water from a nineteenth-century train station without either one apologising for existing.

    Admission ticket free
  • (Pass by)

    Walk through the IJpassage pedestrian tunnel beneath Amsterdam Centraal and slow down long enough to take in all 50,000 hand-painted Delft-blue tiles lining the walls, each one depicting a scene from Amsterdam's historic herring fleet. Enjoy this hidden gallery beneath a working station, a reminder that in Amsterdam, even the route to the bicycle parking tends to be worth looking at.

    Admission ticket free
  • Canals of Amsterdam (Pass by)

    Stroll along the canals and discover how this intricate network of waterways was not a natural feature of the landscape but an extraordinary feat of deliberate engineering, dug by hand to drain, defend, and connect a city built on boggy ground below sea level. Marvel at the houseboats, the leaning facades, and the relentless bicycle traffic crossing every bridge, and appreciate that water management here is not just infrastructure — it is a way of life.

    Admission ticket free
  • Tony's Chocolonely Superstore (Pass by)

    Stop at the Tony's Chocolonely Superstore and discover how a Dutch television journalist's investigation into child labour in the cocoa industry turned into one of the world's most recognisable ethical chocolate brands. Step inside and enjoy the deliberately unequal chocolate bar — its irregular segments designed to represent the imbalance of the global cocoa trade — before moving on through the historic harbour district.

    Admission ticket free
  • Beurs van Berlage (Pass by)

    Stand at the Beurs van Berlage and find yourself at the birthplace of modern capitalism, the site where Dutch merchants created the world's first publicly traded company and invented the stock exchange in the early seventeenth century. Explore how this monumental 1903 exchange building later became a gathering point for Occupy protesters, its grand facade bearing witness to both the creation of the financial system and the movements that rose up against it.

    Admission ticket free

Additional info

  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
  • All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
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Private and Luxury
Private Sightseeing Tours
Audio Guides
Cultural Tours
Historical Tours
Walking Tours
Short term availability

Cancellation Policy

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

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