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Explore Krakow's Castle and the Old Town with our entertaining guides. We offer an innovative way of presenting history that doesn't involve boring facts but rather a simple explanation of historical processes with plenty of humorous gags.
As locals who have lived here our entire lives, we dislike standardized and dull sightseeing tours. Instead, we aim to teach you about the 'Polish spirit' and share plenty of surreal local jokes to make your experience unforgettable.
We will provide vodka and local snacks to ensure a smooth route to enhance your cultural experience.
What's Included
Meeting and pickup
I'll be waiting for you at the main entrance of Hotel Polski. Look for me in my unique outfit and gold chains. Don't expect a typical guide with an umbrella :)
The tour ends near the Royal Castle, just a few minutes walk from Krakow's Main Square.
Itinerary
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1St. Florian's Gate
Get ready to chuckle as you take a peek into the captivating history of Poland, all while standing in front of the medieval city walls. It's sure to be a fun and memorable experience!
10 minutes • Admission ticket free -
2Krakow's Rynek Glowny Central Square
The evolution of European medieval cities explained in the funniest way ever :))))
20 minutes • Admission ticket free -
3Church of St. Peter and St. Paul
Discover the Krakovians' survival tactics during the devastating Mongol invasion in the 13th century, and learn about their ingenious hiding spots that kept them safe from the brutal enemy. Additionally, explore baroque architecture as the Roman Catholic answer to Renaissance humanist trends with the theme of "The God is back."
10 minutes • Admission ticket free -
4
A trunk filled with delicious Polish delicacies, including sausages, cheese, vodka, pickles, and sweets, for a food tasting.
10 minutes • Admission ticket free -
5Wawel Royal Castle
Explore Poland's most famous castle, Wawel, and uncover its 1000-year history as a royal residence. Take in the breathtaking views of the Vistula river and Krakow.
20 minutes • Admission ticket free
Additional info
- Wheelchair accessible
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
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Additional info
- Wheelchair accessible
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Transportation options are wheelchair accessible
- All areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
- The tour's allotted time includes the transfer time between locations, which involves walking.
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Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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Cancellation Policy
- For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
- If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
- Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
- This experience requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.
- This experience requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.
You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.
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