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We are the only City Tour that’s fun, alternative & politically incorrect. Unlike free walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, our Fun Walking Tour delivers a brutally honest, genuinely funny take on Amsterdam’s history; packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs.
Expect politically incorrect humor and stories about the Dutch Golden Age, colonial trade, the Red Light District and Amsterdam during WWII that many guides wouldn’t dare to tell. Our guides are locals and have stories, not scripts, so every tour comes with its own personality, jokes and surprises. You’ll also discover how Amsterdam’s past shaped the city you see today.
Starting at Centraal Station, we walk through Dam Square and Amsterdam’s historic centre, exploring the Dutch Golden Age, the Red Light District, colonial history and the story of Anne Frank. Book your spot now and join us for the stories, laughs and memories!
What's Included
Meeting and pickup
GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)
Itinerary
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1Centraal Station
Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.
25 minutes • Admission ticket free -
2Cafe Karpershoek
Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!
15 minutes • Admission ticket free -
3Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna
This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area.
10 minutes • Admission ticket free -
4Dam Square & Damstraat
We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too!
20 minutes • Admission ticket free -
5Begijnhof
This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun!
15 minutes • Admission ticket free -
6Museum Het Rembrandthuis
Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam.
15 minutes • Admission ticket not included -
7Amsterdam Museum
We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area .
15 minutes • Admission ticket not included -
8Bloemenmarkt
A brief background on how it started and where it is today!
5 minutes • Admission ticket free -
9The Waag
This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see.
25 minutes • Admission ticket free
Additional info
- Wheelchair accessible
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
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Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
Cancellation Policy
- For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
- If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
- Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
- This experience requires a minimum number of travelers. If it’s canceled because the minimum isn’t met, you’ll be offered a different date/experience or a full refund.
Rating
You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.
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